1 00:00:14,360 --> 00:00:16,669 God bless everybody. 2 00:00:22,080 --> 00:00:26,437 Apples! Help an old lady. Buy an apple. 3 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:30,556 Bless you, mister. 4 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:35,271 A nickel. Thank you, Mr. Rockefeller! 5 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:37,356 You lousy cheapskate. 6 00:00:37,480 --> 00:00:39,948 Apples! Apples! 7 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:41,513 Tallulah! 8 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:44,074 Tallulah, good luck tonight! 9 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:47,553 Apples! Apples, madam? 10 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:50,555 Buy an apple? An apple, madam? 11 00:00:51,160 --> 00:00:53,833 Apples? Apples? 12 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:55,473 Apples? 13 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:58,558 Apples... Apples... 14 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:01,918 Apples... Apples... 15 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:05,278 Apples... Apples... 16 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:08,871 Apples... Apples... 17 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:13,639 - Where'd you pick <i>him</i> up? - He's the new fella. 18 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:16,718 - Working the subway, huh? - He didn't pay you yet, did he? 19 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:18,876 I gave you five bucks last month. 20 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:22,913 Five bucks every month if you work Broadway, buster. 21 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:25,793 Hey, that's seven. Two of that's mine. 22 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:30,591 Yeah, Soho. 23 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:32,676 A nice long letter. 24 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:35,234 - Did it come today? - Yeah. I'll pass it around. 25 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:39,990 Now get going over to the Casino. There's a matinee. 26 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:43,389 New joke? 27 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:56,229 - Hi, Smiley. - Hi, Annie. Been looking for you. 28 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:59,557 Dave the Dude wants to see you at Rudy Martin's. 29 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:01,796 Annie... 30 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:04,878 - I ain't paid this month. I'm a little short. - Sure you are. 31 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:08,310 Comes Christmas time, what you beg you put in the Santa Claus box. 32 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:10,078 - I know. I'm a sucker. - You are. 33 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:12,316 - Any mail? - Yeah. Over at the Casino. 34 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:13,793 Don't forget the Dude. 35 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:21,914 - Thanks, Annie. - Aw, shut up. 36 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:23,954 Dude sent word he wants me. 37 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:26,435 On top of everything else, this one shows up. 38 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:31,350 All right. You got 14 fifths of Scotch... Just sit down, Annie. Five of the bourbon... 39 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:36,554 You know, Joy Boy, this morning was the first time I ever been to a funeral. 40 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:39,911 - Do you believe there's a life after? - Five of the gin and... 41 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:43,316 Why are you sittin' there like a dummy? Why don't you write it down? 42 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:45,630 If I could write I'd be in the navy. 43 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:47,432 Where's the Dude? 44 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:49,915 What is it with you? You can't wait 12 seconds? 45 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:53,237 You got an appointment at the beauty parlor with that mop? 46 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:56,557 Here, give me that. I'll write, you count. 47 00:03:56,680 --> 00:04:00,275 If I could count I'd be in the army. 48 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:02,152 Why don't you laugh? It's funny. 49 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:04,874 If I could laugh I wouldn't have heartburn. 50 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:23,117 Wanna know why Rudy Martin was found in the river? There it is. 51 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:26,391 50 G's worth of I.O. Thems to the gambling boys. Hello, Annie. 52 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:31,355 There's a note. "Thanks for everything. Take care of my baby Queenie." 53 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:35,075 - What's "baby Queenie"? - Maybe he left you a horse. 54 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:38,749 - There's a Queenie running at Hialeah. - That's right. Hey, Powder! 55 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:43,908 - Thanks a lot. You did a good job in there. - For you, Dude, any time, boy. 56 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:48,154 Annie, is that the biggest apple you got? I need a triple shot of luck today. 57 00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:51,078 This apple'll make the birds sing for you again. 58 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:55,432 I tell you, kid, you get another sucker like my boss, you can retire altogether. 59 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:58,199 This could only happen to a smart guy like you. 60 00:04:58,320 --> 00:05:01,995 There's a man who owns a joint, gets knocked off owing you $20,000. 61 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:05,999 And on top of that, you get stuck for the funeral bill. Go figure that. 62 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:09,874 Fine thing you did, giving a poor soul a Christian burial. 63 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,513 Here's luck for you. 64 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:15,110 Something good's gonna happen to you now. Something real good. 65 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:17,276 Yeah. You could break a leg. 66 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,960 You give up panhandling, I'll give up bootlegging, 67 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:24,039 and you and me will run this speak together. Could be a gold mine, Annie. 68 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:27,994 No, I'm not kidding, Annie. Come on, let's see your gams. 69 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:31,715 - Oh, boy. Whoopee! - How about that, huh? 70 00:05:31,840 --> 00:05:34,274 - Hello, suckers! - You old chiseling moocher. 71 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:38,473 - Here. Here's a fiver for your apple. - God bless you, Dude. 72 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:45,153 Annie, will you tell me, why do I always believe that your apples bring me luck? 73 00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:47,236 Can you tell me? 74 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:52,195 Because the little people like you. 75 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:56,236 - What little people? - Oh, you can't see 'em. 76 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:59,193 They live in dreams. 77 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:05,953 Little people like me, huh? Why? 78 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:10,710 Because they like children, beggars and poets. 79 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:13,636 And that makes me a poet? 80 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:16,957 You want to believe in something. 81 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:19,310 Right now it's my apple. 82 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:23,956 So, the little people jump in it, see? 83 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:27,390 That's why this apple will bring you luck. 84 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:33,076 Why, you old con dame. Here's the only thing you believe in. 85 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:36,795 - There you go, Annie. - God bless you, Dude. God bless you. 86 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:40,071 - And bring you luck straightaway. - All right. 87 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:43,909 Hey, Annie! You stay away from those gin bottles. You hear me? 88 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:46,474 - I never touch it. - Yeah, sure. 89 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:50,513 - Are you Mr. Dave the Dude? - I am. Don't drip on my suit. 90 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:54,758 What is this? Grand Central? Junior, close that door. There's liquor in here. 91 00:06:54,880 --> 00:06:59,829 You lookin' for a job in the chorus, kid? The joint's closed, so try someplace else. 92 00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:03,555 - And lock it! - I read this in a Maryland paper. 93 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:06,911 "Rudy Martin, gangland victim, was buried today." 94 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:09,270 "Dave the Dude arranged his funeral." 95 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:12,756 - Maryland? Old Rudy really got around. - I beg your pardon? 96 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:17,351 If you got money comin' to you, the Dude is not pickin' up the tab for Rudy's bills. 97 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:23,191 - Now be a nice girl. Take a walk. Bye. - Rudy Martin was my father. 98 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:29,074 You're Rudy's kid? 99 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:33,830 - You're Queenie? - Yeah. Well, that's what Papa called me. 100 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:35,916 Hey! She ain't a horse! 101 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:40,038 - Why didn't you show at the funeral? - I just read about it. 102 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:44,233 - You ain't pulling a fast one on me? - Mr. Dude, I'm here because of you. 103 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:47,158 Papa came to see me last month and he was very worried. 104 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:51,034 He said "Queenie, if anything happens to me, here's the lease to my club." 105 00:07:51,160 --> 00:07:55,358 "Give it to Dave the Dude. He's a right guy and I've got to pay him back." 106 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:57,869 So here it is. It's all signed and everything. 107 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,594 That's very nice, but the joint's in hock up to here. 108 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:04,599 The inventory won't pay for the flowers, so the lease is worth about a quarter. 109 00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:07,757 Miss Martin, "Papa" owes me $20,000, 110 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:11,589 and a lot more to some guys who don't laugh so easy. 111 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:13,676 - That much? - That much. 112 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:22,670 Well, I've got a few dollars in the bank. ...
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