{1}{72}movie info: XVID 640x272 23.976fps 700.4 MB|/SubEdit b.3945 (http://subedit.prv.pl)/ {849}{921}I'm going|to tell you a story now. {921}{981}But as any good storyteller knows, {983}{1069}one must first be sure|the audience is prepared. {1072}{1129}Is everybody comfortably seated? {1129}{1184}Does anyone need to use the bathroom? {1187}{1261}Oh. You, sir, in the back? {1261}{1307}Well, hold it in. {1364}{1427}You ready? Here we go. {1498}{1566}My name is Marty Bronson. {1568}{1664}I owned and operated|the Sunny Vista Motel, {1666}{1753}which I established on the corner|of Sunset and La Cienega Boulevards {1755}{1877}in Los Angeles, California,|in the year 1974. {1877}{1964}The motel was my labor of love, {1964}{2033}and I ran it with the help|Wendy... {2033}{2134}Wendy, the key, please,|for Mr. and Mrs. Dixon. {2167}{2191}Thank you. {2191}{2220}And Skeeter. {2290}{2352}May I help you with your bags,|Mr. and Mrs. Dixon? {2354}{2414}- Yes, please.|- Why, thank you, young man. {2520}{2556}You, uh, need a hand? {2558}{2599}No, no. I got it. {2628}{2657}OK. {2700}{2791}To my boy Skeeter,|the motel was a wonderland. {2793}{2832}Way too hyper. {2834}{2896}The galaxy's not big enough|for the both of us. {2896}{2932}A magical place. {3007}{3091}Full of new adventures|for a six-year-old boy. {3126}{3201}Oh, Skeeter. Come here. {3266}{3357}Skeeter loved the old place|as much as I did. {3357}{3441}And he always tried to come up|with ways to make it even better. {3441}{3520}I've got a lot of ideas how|to improve things around here. {3522}{3613}I was thinking we could put|an extra pair of socks in each room {3616}{3704}because people always forget to pack|enough socks when they go on a trip. {3728}{3764}That's a good idea. {3767}{3824}Time for bed,|I'm meeting with Mr. Nottingham. {3827}{3889}Wait, Dad. I'm not even tired. {3889}{3970}Well, how about a bedtime story? {3973}{4004}Yay! {4064}{4189}Now, once upon a time,|there was a little boy, {4191}{4253}and that little boy's name|was Skeeter. {4256}{4368}Well, I could tell a pretty fair tale|when the muse was with me. {4371}{4426}And making my little boy smile, {4428}{4486}now, that was truly magical. {4488}{4606}Yeah, I was a pretty good dad|and a pretty good host. {4608}{4711}But unfortunately,|a pretty bad businessman. {4714}{4783}Can't you read the writing|on the wall, Bronson? {4786}{4846}This motel is sinking in red ink... {4846}{4901}and I'm offering you the last lifeboat. {4951}{4987}I don't know. {4989}{5040}I've seen the books, Martin. {5042}{5119}If you don't sell to me,|you're going to go bankrupt. {5119}{5162}Yes, well, I... {5164}{5241}I'd always hoped this place|would be a home for my children. {5244}{5282}How about this? {5284}{5363}If your boy works hard and shows|some smarts when he grows up, {5366}{5414}I'll let him run this place. {5433}{5479}You promise? {5479}{5558}Yes. Now sign the bloody papers. {5718}{5766}That's my boy, Bronson. {5766}{5879}Trust me, I'm going to turn this place|into the finest hotel in Los Angeles. {5881}{5975}It's going to be uptight|and out of sight. {5977}{6092}And just like that,|our modest little Sunny Vista Motel... {6092}{6207}... metamorphosized into the|mighty Sunny Vista Nottingham. {6210}{6267}And for the past 25 years, {6270}{6351}it has been lovingly maintained|by my now grown-up son, {6351}{6421}Skeeter Bronson, the handyman. {6423}{6502}Yes, though Mr. Nottingham's promise|for Skeeter to run the place {6502}{6562}- seems to have been forgotten...|- Hiya, Pop. {6565}{6651}... my boy always works diligently|with a hopeful heart, {6653}{6699}still waiting for his shot. {6699}{6768}Mrs. Dixon?|Is there a problem with her room? {6771}{6836}Nothing you should bother|your tiny mind about. {6836}{6922}Mrs. Dixon has been taking the nip|bottles of liquor out of her mini-bar, {6924}{6955}and doesn't want to pay for it. {6958}{7030}I never even touched|that evil little refrigerator. {7032}{7078}I don't drink alcohol. {7078}{7126}Of course.|There's probably a mix-up. {7126}{7183}- I saw who took it.|- OK. {7186}{7236}He had red hair and a beard. {7238}{7298}He was wearing a green suit|with brass buttons. {7301}{7358}And he stands about ten inches tall. {7361}{7423}So we're talking about a leprechaun? {7423}{7449}There you go. {7449}{7509}Oh, I didn't know your brother|was in town. {7512}{7564}So, um, here's what|I think we should do. {7567}{7648}Put all the missing bottles|on my tab. {7651}{7715}Next time you see any leprechauns,|we'll tell Aspen. {7718}{7742}She's half-troll. {7744}{7804}I think, trolls eat|leprechauns, am I right? {7847}{7876}She would. {7917}{8001}Today magic is|in the air at the grand hotel, {8003}{8063}and the winds of change|are about to blow our story {8066}{8121}in a strange new direction. {8121}{8169}But what would you expect in a hotel {8169}{8241}founded by someone who loved|a good story as much as I? {8243}{8298}Time is of the essence here, Skeeter. {8298}{8389}Oh, yeah, I know. I just don't want|the big boss man to get electrocuted. {8389}{8423}Of course. {8423}{8495}- You fixed it?|- Let me see here. {8497}{8552}Yo, yo. Yo, yo. {8555}{8627}Check, check. One, two. Come on.|Yeah, yeah. Hear me in the back? {8627}{8665}- Whoa, whoa.|- Skeeter. {8667}{8718}I say "Barry,"|you say "Nottingham." {8718}{8761}- Barry.|- Nottingham. {8761}{8799}- Barry.|- Nottingham. {8802}{8852}# Barry had a Nottingham {8854}{8909}# Nottingham, Nottingham {8909}{8953}# Barry had a Nottingham {8953}{9017}# Whose beard was|white as snow # {9020}{9087}Come on,|give it up for the big man. {9123}{9159}Got them warmed up for you, sir. {9161}{9219}- It's good to see you again.|- Germs. {9219}{9245}- Germs?|- Uh, Skeeter, {9245}{9298}Mr. Nottingham has|developed a fear, uh... {9298}{9331}Not a fear, an awareness... {9334}{9396}...of germs and|how dangerous they can be {9396}{9478}when not properly... feared, so... {9478}{9535}You're doing the right thing.|I didn't shower today. {9538}{9581}So, yeah, let me get out of here. {9583}{9646}Barry Nottingham, everybody. {9701}{9780}- He's brilliant, him. I love this guy.|- Welcome. {9782}{9902}As you know, I own 23 hotels|from Berlin to Beijing. {9902}{9952}But it's no secret that this one, {9955}{10032}the Sunny Vista Nottingham,|is my favorite. {10108}{10199}However, this is a 20th-century hotel. {10199}{10276}We need something for the 21 st century. {10279}{10360}And so, we have decided|to close this hotel {10362}{10482}and to build a brand-new|Sunny Vista Mega Nottingham. {10549}{10631}This will be the largest hotel|on the West Coast. {10631}{10717}I simply don't understand what the fuss|is about. It's just a big building. {10720}{10787}Oh, no, no. This is like the|future of the hotel business. {10787}{10876}...and a top-secret theme|that will blow your mind. {10931}{10962}Yes! {10964}{11082}So I'm proud to announce|the new hotel's general manager. {11082}{11156}He's been waiting on this|for a long time. {11158}{11257}We all know how hard he works,|how intelligent he is, {11259}{11317}how much this hotel means to him. {11319}{11393}Take a bow, Mr. Kendall Duncan! {11415}{11449}Take a bow, Kendall. {11475}{11528}- God bless.|- Boo! {11566}{11631}A beautiful speech, sir.|A beautiful speech. {11631}{11679}I'm so glad you could come. {11681}{11724}It's great to see you. {11727}{11760}Don't touch me. {11763}{11794}Well done, Daddy. {11851}{11921}Oh, oh, hello there.|Do you know my daughter, Violet? {11923}{11969}Only by reputation, sir. {11971}{12012}Excuse me? {12014}{12082}No, no, not that she has a reputation. {12082}{12117}I always heard she's very hot. {12139}{12180}Not hot as in hot. {12182}{12230}Hot, I meant warm...|Warm-hearted. {12230}{12324}And she likes to go out|and have fun, festive times, {12326}{12403}in bars, with a lot|of different guys, and... {12405}{12477}That's the old Violet Nottingham.|Before she met me. {12477}{12544}Now it's up to me to keep|my pooky-bear out of the spotlight {12544}{12631}and nightclubs and tabloids.|Isn't that right, sir? {12633}{12702}Violet's off to her private tennis|lesson with Roger Federer. {12705}{12770}- Oh. All right, good for you.|- Bye, boys. {12772}{12834}Got to say, uh... {12837}{12921}...it's gonna be hard for me to see|the hotel move locations like this. {12923}{13007}Well, I, I do hope you'll feel able|to come and work with us there. {13007}{13057}Big as Kendall wants to make it, {13057}{13124}well, there's going to be a lot|of light bulbs to change. {13156}{13208}Someone touched me.|Is there any sanitizer? {13208}{13268}There is, sir. Come this way.|I'll get you some. {13271}{13314}Can't be too careful, Kendall. {13458}{13539}The Hokey Pokey] {13542}{13597}All right, everyone finished|at the pottery table, {13599}{13635}bring their art to the kiln. {13638}{13700}The man with the rescue donkey's|leaving in five minutes, {13702}{13743}if you haven't gotten a ride, hurry up. {13745}{13774}Thank you, Principal Duva. {13777}{13837}Oh, I'm not a principal|at this party. I'm a mom. {13856}{13899}Hey! {13899}{13978}I notice no one's eating|the gluten-free wheatgrass cake. {13980}{14062}Come on. Trust me,|you just got to get past the smell. {14158}{14213}What? The clown died? {14215}{14280}- What's in that bag?|- Oh, chocolate chip cookie. {14283}{14357}- Food!|- Food! {14359}{14429}- Slow it down, slow it down.|- Hey, sissy. {14429}{14527}Why do you bring sugary, chemical-filled|crud to my house every time you visit? {14529}{14601}What? Every time? You haven't|invited me here in four years. {14604}{14661}What are you talking about?|It hasn't been four years. {14664}{14714}You were here for|The Fourth of July barbecue {14714}{14745}when you punched my husband? {14748}{14815}Yes. That was four years ago.|I wanted to give him a wedgi...
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