00:00:01:movie info: XVID 640x272 23.976fps 700.4 MB|/SubEdit b.3945 (http://subedit.prv.pl)/ 00:00:35:I'm going|to tell you a story now. 00:00:38:But as any good storyteller knows, 00:00:41:one must first be sure|the audience is prepared. 00:00:45:Is everybody comfortably seated? 00:00:47:Does anyone need to use the bathroom? 00:00:50:Oh. You, sir, in the back? 00:00:53:Well, hold it in. 00:00:57:You ready? Here we go. 00:01:02:My name is Marty Bronson. 00:01:05:I owned and operated|the Sunny Vista Motel, 00:01:09:which I established on the corner|of Sunset and La Cienega Boulevards 00:01:13:in Los Angeles, California,|in the year 1974. 00:01:18:The motel was my labor of love, 00:01:22:and I ran it with the help|Wendy... 00:01:25:Wendy, the key, please,|for Mr. and Mrs. Dixon. 00:01:30:Thank you. 00:01:31:And Skeeter. 00:01:36:May I help you with your bags,|Mr. and Mrs. Dixon? 00:01:38:- Yes, please.|- Why, thank you, young man. 00:01:45:You, uh, need a hand? 00:01:47:No, no. I got it. 00:01:50:OK. 00:01:53:To my boy Skeeter,|the motel was a wonderland. 00:01:56:Way too hyper. 00:01:58:The galaxy's not big enough|for the both of us. 00:02:01:A magical place. 00:02:05:Full of new adventures|for a six-year-old boy. 00:02:10:Oh, Skeeter. Come here. 00:02:16:Skeeter loved the old place|as much as I did. 00:02:20:And he always tried to come up|with ways to make it even better. 00:02:24:I've got a lot of ideas how|to improve things around here. 00:02:27:I was thinking we could put|an extra pair of socks in each room 00:02:31:because people always forget to pack|enough socks when they go on a trip. 00:02:35:That's a good idea. 00:02:37:Time for bed,|I'm meeting with Mr. Nottingham. 00:02:40:Wait, Dad. I'm not even tired. 00:02:42:Well, how about a bedtime story? 00:02:46:Yay! 00:02:50:Now, once upon a time,|there was a little boy, 00:02:55:and that little boy's name|was Skeeter. 00:02:58:Well, I could tell a pretty fair tale|when the muse was with me. 00:03:02:And making my little boy smile, 00:03:05:now, that was truly magical. 00:03:07:Yeah, I was a pretty good dad|and a pretty good host. 00:03:12:But unfortunately,|a pretty bad businessman. 00:03:17:Can't you read the writing|on the wall, Bronson? 00:03:20:This motel is sinking in red ink... 00:03:22:and I'm offering you the last lifeboat. 00:03:26:I don't know. 00:03:28:I've seen the books, Martin. 00:03:30:If you don't sell to me,|you're going to go bankrupt. 00:03:34:Yes, well, I... 00:03:35:I'd always hoped this place|would be a home for my children. 00:03:39:How about this? 00:03:40:If your boy works hard and shows|some smarts when he grows up, 00:03:44:I'll let him run this place. 00:03:47:You promise? 00:03:49:Yes. Now sign the bloody papers. 00:03:58:That's my boy, Bronson. 00:04:00:Trust me, I'm going to turn this place|into the finest hotel in Los Angeles. 00:04:05:It's going to be uptight|and out of sight. 00:04:09:And just like that,|our modest little Sunny Vista Motel... 00:04:14:... metamorphosized into the|mighty Sunny Vista Nottingham. 00:04:19:And for the past 25 years, 00:04:22:it has been lovingly maintained|by my now grown-up son, 00:04:25:Skeeter Bronson, the handyman. 00:04:28:Yes, though Mr. Nottingham's promise|for Skeeter to run the place 00:04:31:- seems to have been forgotten...|- Hiya, Pop. 00:04:34:... my boy always works diligently|with a hopeful heart, 00:04:37:still waiting for his shot. 00:04:39:Mrs. Dixon?|Is there a problem with her room? 00:04:42:Nothing you should bother|your tiny mind about. 00:04:45:Mrs. Dixon has been taking the nip|bottles of liquor out of her mini-bar, 00:04:49:and doesn't want to pay for it. 00:04:50:I never even touched|that evil little refrigerator. 00:04:53:I don't drink alcohol. 00:04:55:Of course.|There's probably a mix-up. 00:04:57:- I saw who took it.|- OK. 00:05:00:He had red hair and a beard. 00:05:02:He was wearing a green suit|with brass buttons. 00:05:05:And he stands about ten inches tall. 00:05:07:So we're talking about a leprechaun? 00:05:10:There you go. 00:05:11:Oh, I didn't know your brother|was in town. 00:05:13:So, um, here's what|I think we should do. 00:05:16:Put all the missing bottles|on my tab. 00:05:19:Next time you see any leprechauns,|we'll tell Aspen. 00:05:22:She's half-troll. 00:05:23:I think, trolls eat|leprechauns, am I right? 00:05:27:She would. 00:05:30:Today magic is|in the air at the grand hotel, 00:05:34:and the winds of change|are about to blow our story 00:05:36:in a strange new direction. 00:05:39:But what would you expect in a hotel 00:05:41:founded by someone who loved|a good story as much as I? 00:05:44:Time is of the essence here, Skeeter. 00:05:46:Oh, yeah, I know. I just don't want|the big boss man to get electrocuted. 00:05:50:Of course. 00:05:51:- You fixed it?|- Let me see here. 00:05:54:Yo, yo. Yo, yo. 00:05:57:Check, check. One, two. Come on.|Yeah, yeah. Hear me in the back? 00:06:00:- Whoa, whoa.|- Skeeter. 00:06:01:I say "Barry,"|you say "Nottingham." 00:06:04:- Barry.|- Nottingham. 00:06:05:- Barry.|- Nottingham. 00:06:07:# Barry had a Nottingham 00:06:09:# Nottingham, Nottingham 00:06:12:# Barry had a Nottingham 00:06:13:# Whose beard was|white as snow # 00:06:16:Come on,|give it up for the big man. 00:06:21:Got them warmed up for you, sir. 00:06:22:- It's good to see you again.|- Germs. 00:06:25:- Germs?|- Uh, Skeeter, 00:06:26:Mr. Nottingham has|developed a fear, uh... 00:06:28:Not a fear, an awareness... 00:06:29:...of germs and|how dangerous they can be 00:06:32:when not properly... feared, so... 00:06:35:You're doing the right thing.|I didn't shower today. 00:06:38:So, yeah, let me get out of here. 00:06:40:Barry Nottingham, everybody. 00:06:45:- He's brilliant, him. I love this guy.|- Welcome. 00:06:48:As you know, I own 23 hotels|from Berlin to Beijing. 00:06:53:But it's no secret that this one, 00:06:55:the Sunny Vista Nottingham,|is my favorite. 00:07:02:However, this is a 20th-century hotel. 00:07:05:We need something for the 21 st century. 00:07:09:And so, we have decided|to close this hotel 00:07:12:and to build a brand-new|Sunny Vista Mega Nottingham. 00:07:20:This will be the largest hotel|on the West Coast. 00:07:23:I simply don't understand what the fuss|is about. It's just a big building. 00:07:27:Oh, no, no. This is like the|future of the hotel business. 00:07:30:...and a top-secret theme|that will blow your mind. 00:07:36:Yes! 00:07:37:So I'm proud to announce|the new hotel's general manager. 00:07:42:He's been waiting on this|for a long time. 00:07:45:We all know how hard he works,|how intelligent he is, 00:07:50:how much this hotel means to him. 00:07:52:Take a bow, Mr. Kendall Duncan! 00:07:56:Take a bow, Kendall. 00:07:59:- God bless.|- Boo! 00:08:02:A beautiful speech, sir.|A beautiful speech. 00:08:05:I'm so glad you could come. 00:08:07:It's great to see you. 00:08:09:Don't touch me. 00:08:11:Well done, Daddy. 00:08:14:Oh, oh, hello there.|Do you know my daughter, Violet? 00:08:17:Only by reputation, sir. 00:08:19:Excuse me? 00:08:21:No, no, not that she has a reputation. 00:08:24:I always heard she's very hot. 00:08:26:Not hot as in hot. 00:08:28:Hot, I meant warm...|Warm-hearted. 00:08:30:And she likes to go out|and have fun, festive times, 00:08:34:in bars, with a lot|of different guys, and... 00:08:37:That's the old Violet Nottingham.|Before she met me. 00:08:40:Now it's up to me to keep|my pooky-bear out of the spotlight 00:08:43:and nightclubs and tabloids.|Isn't that right, sir? 00:08:47:Violet's off to her private tennis|lesson with Roger Federer. 00:08:50:- Oh. All right, good for you.|- Bye, boys. 00:08:53:Got to say, uh... 00:08:55:...it's gonna be hard for me to see|the hotel move locations like this. 00:08:59:Well, I, I do hope you'll feel able|to come and work with us there. 00:09:03:Big as Kendall wants to make it, 00:09:05:well, there's going to be a lot|of light bulbs to change. 00:09:09:Someone touched me.|Is there any sanitizer? 00:09:11:There is, sir. Come this way.|I'll get you some. 00:09:14:Can't be too careful, Kendall. 00:09:21:The Hokey Pokey] 00:09:25:All right, everyone finished|at the pottery table, 00:09:27:bring their art to the kiln. 00:09:29:The man with the rescue donkey's|leaving in five minutes, 00:09:31:if you haven't gotten a ride, hurry up. 00:09:33:Thank you, Principal Duva. 00:09:35:Oh, I'm not a principal|at this party. I'm a mom. 00:09:38:Hey! 00:09:40:I notice no one's eating|the gluten-free wheatgrass cake. 00:09:43:Come on. Trust me,|you just got to get past the smell. 00:09:51:What? The clown died? 00:09:53:- What's in that bag?|- Oh, chocolate chip cookie. 00:09:56:- Food!|- Food! 00:09:59:- Slow it down, slow it down.|- Hey, sissy. 00:10:02:Why do you bring sugary, chemical-filled|crud to my house every time you visit? 00:10:06:What? Every time? You haven't|invited me here in four years. 00:10:09:What are you talking about?|It hasn't been four years. 00:10:12:You were here for|The Fourth of July barbecue 00:10:14:when you punched my husband? 00:10:15:Yes. That was four years ago.|I wanted to give him a wedgie, 00:10:18:but his underwear had holes in it. 00:10:20:I knew he'd be your ex-husband.|You should be happy. 00:10:23:All right. Let's not start. 00:10:24:How are the kids handling 00:10:26:the old divorce anyways? 00:10:27:They're both kind of off right now.|Bobbi's been really quiet. 00:10:30:Why don't you go say hi.|I'm gonna pay the donkey guy. 00:10:33:- Is that what stinks in here?|- No, it's the cake. 00:10:36:What did she make, donkey cake? 00:10:37:I smell manure. 00:10:41:Hey, you guys. Remember me? 00:10:44:Uncle Skeeter. 00:10:46:Man, you got big.|Haven't seen you in a while. 00:10:49:Happy birthday there, Bobbi. 00:10:52:I'm Patrick. She's Bobbi...
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