{1}{1}23.976 {1392}{1454}O'Donnell, save something for the game. {1468}{1506}I'm just warming up, coach. {1510}{1570}Just talked to the scout again.|He's coming tonight. {1574}{1628}You play half the game|I know you're capable of... {1632}{1685}...he's prepared to offer you|a full scholarship. {1695}{1762}Free ride to college|and the world's your oyster, kid. {1797}{1822}Thanks, coach. {1846}{1913}All right, jockstraps,|let's gather up. Picture time. {1917}{1948}Try not to break the camera. {1993}{2036}We gotta hang on. Ned's not here yet. {2040}{2078}Who cares? He's the water boy. {2082}{2138}That doesn't matter,|because he's part of the team. {2147}{2202}Sorry I'm late! Sorry I'm late! {2253}{2294}But what kind of Dungeon Master|would I be... {2298}{2375}...if I left my party in the middle|of a battle with a hippogriff? {2379}{2425}Check it out, it's Merlin the Girlin. {2460}{2565}Um, Ned, Ned, look, I'm your best friend,|all right, and I'll always have your back. {2569}{2639}But there's only so much I can do|when you show up in a dress. {2643}{2721}O'Donnell. How about you and Boy George|join us for this picture? {2725}{2763}- Yep. Yep.|- Just one sec. {2787}{2858}Give the little guy the sign, please.|Here we are. {2862}{2902}Nice, guys. Scoot up in back. {2906}{2975}Come on, you gotta look pretty|for the ladies, right? Come on. {2979}{3054}Yeah. Let's do it. Three, two, one. {4770}{4802}Hey, Vanilla Ice. {4816}{4874}We got a game here. Let's bring it in. {4916}{4978}Man, I had to. I had to. {4982}{5020}Oh, man, over there. {5074}{5149}Who is that stone-cold fox? {5153}{5234}Oh, it's my girlfriend. {5270}{5296}Take no prisoners, bro. {5300}{5382}Oh, hey, there's my girl.|- Hey. {5386}{5482}I'm glad you're here, Scar. This whole|scout thing has me wicked nervous. {5486}{5554}I just feel like my whole future's|riding on this game. {5575}{5636}Yeah. Yeah, I know how you feel. {5640}{5688}Yeah? Is everything...?|Everything's cool, right? {5692}{5746}Oh, yeah. Everything's totally copacetic. {5750}{5788}- Totally?|- Totally. {5802}{5830}O'Donnell. {5834}{5892}I gotta go. See you. {6082}{6118}You okay? {6139}{6164}Uh, uh... {6205}{6270}- We can talk about it later.|- No. Just tell me. {6274}{6316}It's your big night. Go enjoy it. {6320}{6388}I can't enjoy it unless you tell me|what's going on. {6410}{6446}Okay. {6463}{6495}Um... {6997}{7025}O'Donnell! {7520}{7562}Wake up! {7566}{7594}O'Donnell! {7598}{7680}What are you doing? {8552}{8605}Scar! Scar, hey. {8609}{8634}Hey, Scarlet. {8638}{8723}- Hey, hey. Hey, what are you doing?|- Mike, what are you doing? {8727}{8798}Look, you and me,|we're in this together, okay? {8802}{8886}- But the game. That's your future.|- No, the baby's my future. {8892}{8942}- That's crazy.|- You're my future. {8946}{9020}I can't let you throw this all away.|I won't let you. {10159}{10228}Thank you for letting me stay here, Ned. {10232}{10298}Oh, yeah. No problem. {10343}{10418}- You good on the Cap'n?|- I'm good on the Captain. {10514}{10554}Hey, Mike? {10570}{10662}Mike, I can tell you're down,|but trust me on this. {10666}{10730}You're looking at Scarlet|kicking you out of the house... {10734}{10837}...and the kids wanting nothing to do|with you as a negative, when in fact... {10923}{10982}- I guess it's mostly negative, isn't it?|- Well, yeah. {10986}{11038}I had no upside for that. {11054}{11114}Hey! You're getting that|big promotion today, right? {11118}{11158}Yes. Yes, I am. {11162}{11226}Today everything turns around for me. {11230}{11273}Knock them dead. {11306}{11343}I love you! {11674}{11710}So anyway... {11714}{11762}...the way corporate|wants us to spin it... {11766}{11838}...is that maybe, in certain situations... {11844}{11925}...a four-hour erection|isn't such a terrible thing. {11950}{12002}Okay. Next up: {12006}{12108}As most of you know, today I am proud to|be naming our new regional sales manager. {12112}{12150}- Here we go.|- You know... {12162}{12294}...l've been in the pharmaceutical game|for almost two years now... {12298}{12377}...and people always ask me:|"What's it take to be an RSM?" {12398}{12422}Leadership. {12464}{12490}Courage. {12514}{12550}Integrity. {12564}{12669}But most importantly,|dedication to this company. {12694}{12754}So congratulations. Mike. {12774}{12882}Mike, if you could slide to your left so I|can congratulate our new RSM, Wendy! {12886}{12937}Oh, my God. Oh, my God. {12986}{13050}Go out there and push some pills,|my peeps. {13055}{13089}WOGood job, baby! {13114}{13162}Bye-bye, thanks. {13166}{13225}See you at practice. Mmm. {13274}{13359}Mike. What's crack-a-lacking, coz? {13363}{13441}Well, I'll tell you what's crack-a-lacking.|Are you kidding me? {13448}{13534}Wendy's been here two months.|I've been here 16 years. {13538}{13578}I got the best numbers on the team. {13582}{13638}You should think of it as a compliment. {13642}{13764}Think of it as us saying,|"You're just too valuable to promote." {13797}{13830}- You little...|- Shh, shh, shh, hello? {13834}{13906}Hey, buddy. No, no, no, I got time. {13910}{14010}Ha. I know, right?|Look, listen, she was my doubles par... {14127}{14216}So many girls and only one promotion,|but you guys are so supportive. {14220}{14274}- But, Wendy, you did it.|- Thank you. {14278}{14344}Wendy! Wendy! Wendy! {14348}{14404}You guys! OMG. {14408}{14506}Oh, and it gets better,|because we are going to T.G.I. Friday's! {14510}{14545}- Shut up!|- Aah! {16142}{16185}Mike O'Donnell. {16254}{16282}Do I know you? {16297}{16342}No. But I know you. {16358}{16389}Oh, yeah? {16405}{16493}High school star.|Never quite lived up to your potential. {16530}{16603}Sooner or later you all come back|to the old school. {16607}{16690}Stand there and look at the picture|of the glory days... {16694}{16750}...wondering what might have been. {16768}{16830}Seems to me you guys|are living in the past. {16850}{16911}Well, of course I want to live in the past. {16915}{16953}It was better there. {16995}{17070}I'll bet you wish you had it|to do all over again. {17085}{17143}Huh. You got that right. {17208}{17242}You're sure about that? {17274}{17311}Oh, yeah. {17335}{17392}Dad.|- Hi, Mr. O'Donnell. {17410}{17456}- Ladies.|What are you doing here? {17460}{17506}Oh, I was just talking to... {17527}{17562}...nobody. {17591}{17682}Doesn't matter. I got off work early,|and I thought we could get ice cream. {17714}{17743}Together? {17766}{17834}- Why?|- Just go get your brother, okay? {17883}{17914}WODo you need anything else? {17918}{17957}No, we're fine. {18055}{18114}What's the matter?|This used to be your favorite place. {18118}{18190}- We used to come here for your birthday.|- When I was, like, 8. {18369}{18442}So, Al, basketball season's coming up. {18446}{18471}- You ready?|- Yeah. {18475}{18518}- Been working on that outside shot?|- Mm-hm. {18522}{18549}- Passing?|- Good. {18553}{18592}- Dribbling?|- Really good. {18596}{18642}Good's not going to get you|a scholarship. {18646}{18710}I meant, it's great.|It's great, Dad. It's great. {18714}{18772}That's my boy. Remember,|it's not how big you are. {18776}{18801}It's how big you play. {18807}{18839}Right up here. {18851}{18908}Uh, Maggie got into Georgetown. {18934}{18968}Maggie, that's awesome. {18989}{19030}Can you turn down the? {19452}{19519}Okay, guys, see you soon. {19554}{19662}Love you. Nice chatting with you. {19946}{20058}What the hell are you doing? {20100}{20144}Hey, that's my stuff. {20228}{20281}Why are you destroying our yard? {20285}{20334}It's not our yard. It's my yard, remember? {20351}{20432}You took the road not taken.|And I get the yard. {20538}{20596}I'm going to turn it into a showpiece|for my clients. {20600}{20677}- Clients of what?|- Landscape design. {20681}{20710}Landscape design? {20714}{20770}I'm going to show people what I can do. {20796}{20894}Yeah, well, the divorce isn't final for|another two weeks, so you have no right. {20898}{20998}Really? So I've spent the last 18 years|of my life listening to you whine... {21002}{21080}...about the things you could've done|without me, and I have no right? {21084}{21161}- It's just I put a lot of work into this yard.|- Did you? {21165}{21222}Really? Like the barbeque pit? {21226}{21256}Yeah. {21260}{21358}Yeah. The way I remember that is that|you spent about an hour working on it... {21362}{21453}...and then you spent the next two days|complaining about... {21457}{21530}...if you had gone to college,|you could've hired someone to do it. {21534}{21612}- I don't think it was a whole two days.|- Or the hammock over here. {21616}{21642}Yeah. {21646}{21744}I think you quit that one because|you just decided not to try anymore. {21748}{21811}Look, try to see things|from my point of view. {21815}{21880}I am extremely disappointed with my life. {21884}{21926}I never asked you to marry me. {21930}{21962}Yeah, but I did. {22052}{22083}Well... {22112}{22189}...you don't have to do me|any more favors, then. {22193}{22252}We're not going to hold each|other back anymore, okay? {22257}{22341}- Scar...|- I'll see you at court, okay? At the trial. {22345}{22377}WOScarlet. {22381}{22406}Naomi! {22410}{22458}- You came.|Of course I came. {22462}{22543}What bridesmaid would I be if I|didn't hold your hand during the divorce? {22547}{22636}Now, just remember.|The first one's always the hardest. {22640}{22672}- Mike.|- Naomi. {22676}{22709}- Naomi.|- I don't care. {22713}{22788}Let's get going. We got to get you ready.|Back on the market. {22792}{22821}Yeah, I'm a real catch. {22825}{22922}Single mom with two teenage kids|and manure caked under my fingernails. {22926}{22985}You'll do great. You got the butt|...
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