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By Alan Alexander, Russell Bailey, Rick Chillot, Will Hindmarch,
Luke Johnson, Amber E. Scott and Malcolm Sheppard
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ANNUNCIATION —
“My son is dead, Mr. Car-
penter,” she replied calmly,
almost casually, as she re-
garded Joseph from across
her desk. He detected just
the faintest trace of her
Italian accent.
“Uh, ah, I’m sorry, I didn’t…”
Joseph hoped he wasn’t visibly
sweating. He should have known
about her son. And now, after mak-
ing it to this second interview, his
hopes of landing the job might be
wrecked by a clumsy faux pas.
“Be at ease,” she sighed, as if
reading his mind. “Publicly, my
husband is who’s credited with the
success of Deva International. But
my son was the one who pointed
the way. My husband used to get
throat infections, bouts of laryn-
gitis… he smoked too much. He
once lost his voice for months on
end, but it returned on the day my
Marco was born. And that’s how
I knew he would be an extraordi-
nary person.”
“I imagine there are no ‘or-
dinary’ people in your family,
Ms. Singe.”
She smiled a Mona Lisa smile.
“Gabriella, please, Joseph.” She
glanced at her wristwatch. “Our
meeting will be brief; I’m on a
plane back to India later today.
Have you ever been?”
“I haven’t had the pleasure.”
“Warm rain, monkeys on the
rooftops, the cacophony of wed-
ding parties at all hours of the
night… all the dreadful, miracu-
lous things I would have missed
if I hadn’t fallen for a man from
India. Are you married, Joseph?
Have you children?”
“One wife,” he answered, “no
kids. Yet.” Joseph realized then
that he liked Gabriella Singe, liked
her warmth, her confi dence. She
seemed like someone with whom
he could share secrets. He had an
urge to tell about his and Mara’s
ordeal trying to conceive, and the
tearful decision that it was time
to stop the hormone injections
and the ovary calendars and the
scheduled sex.
“I’m sorry, Joseph,” she said,
again seeming to reply to his
thoughts and not his words. “I’m
wasting the little time we have by
getting off the subject. You know, of
course, about the product line we’re
introducing in your country.”
He nodded. “Black Butterfl y
Gourmet Tea already has a good
reputation here in the States,
among the few who know of it.”
He’d unconsciously lapsed into a
segment of the presentation he’d
given to her underling at the fi rst
interview. “I think there’s an excel-
lent chance for boosting your share
among a target market —”
“That’s what I want to speak
of,” she interrupted. “Our reputa-
tion. You see, it’s in jeopardy.
There is a… a story going around,
a rumor. A, what-you-call-it — ur-
ban legend.”
“Yes… I think I came across
that. But it’s not a big deal. I
wouldn’t worry. If you take me
on, I can come up with a PR and
marketing plan that will —”
“I see I haven’t been clear,”
she interjected again. “The reason
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for this meeting —the announce-
ment I wanted to make — I’m
ruining it by not being clear.” She
stood, extended a hand. “You’re
the one we want, Joseph, the one
we’ve chosen. We expect great
things of you.”
“Joseph, I’m pregnant.” She
smiled again, weakly.
skin, its foragers coming and going
through his ears and eyes. They
walked across his forearm and left
trails that looked like the lines on
a map. A humming sound that rose
and fell like music. When he woke,
it seemed for a minute or so as if he
could still hear the music, or rather
feel it, like vibrations traveling up
his arm and into the core of his
body. Then his mind cleared, and
he realized he was lying with his
hand on Mara’s abdomen.
After his morning shower,
he’d found Mara sitting at the
kitchen table with two cups of
White Bliss Blend #3 and a large
knife laid out before her.
“I was going to cut us some
cantaloupe,” she told him. “But
I’m so tired.”
“It’s okay.” He kissed her on
the forehead, picked up the knife.
“I’ll just take the tea and grab a
bagel on my way to the offi ce.”
“Joseph…” Her tone made
him lay the knife in the sink and
walk back to face her. “Joseph,”
she said. “Are you sure we’re do-
ing the right thing?”
NATIVITY — It has
not been a good day, Joseph
told himself as he rode a
creaking elevator toward
the top of an apartment
building that smelled like
cabbage. He yawned. He’d
spent most of the previous
night lying wide awake,
eventually switching on a
lamp and staring at Mara as
she twitched in her sleep.
About three months into it,
and she was clearly show-
ing. An intimate relation
had begun within her body,
and he was excluded by
biology. It wasn’t fair that
he was left out of this, the
event he’d been waiting for
all these years.
Finally, he’d fallen asleep, only
to be plagued with a bizarre dream.
Black shapes falling from the night
sky, and burrowing into the ground.
An ant colony that lived beneath his
When he recounted the story
to Mara that evening, over Chinese
takeout and Black Butterfl y’s Man-
galam Blend #7, her reaction was
so muted that he was certain he’d
failed to capture the drama. “It was
like a dream,” he said to her. “I
was trying to convince her to hire
me, and she’d already decided.”
He passed her a carton of fried
rice; she took it but didn’t scoop
any onto her plate. “Anyway, I’ve
already got a ton of work to do.”
She smiled. But her eyes
weren’t in it.
“It’s about insects,” he con-
tinued. “There are these stories
fl oating around, see. About the tea.
That it’s not really made from tea
leaves, but ground-up insect parts.
One version claims it’s full of tiny
insect eggs, and the eggs hatch
inside you and —”
“Joseph —”
“I know, I’m sorry. It’s gross
and stupid, really. Trivial. The
thing to do is let it die a natural
death, not feed the fl ames with
denials and counterclaims. But,
you know, they’re not paying me
to do nothing.” He slurped up a
forkful of lo mein. “I fi gure I’ll try
to fi nd out how the whole story got
started. Could be interesting…”
“Joseph—” She slumped in
her chair.
“I know. You love the tea, you
drink it every day, and you hate
bugs. You don’t want to be think-
ing about bugs every time you
drink it. I promise, I won’t go on
and on, I just wanted to —”
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“Honey…” He sat across the
table from her.
“I mean, I know you’ve got
this job now, but can we really
afford a baby? I mean, daycare’s
expensive and if I can’t go back
to work, how will we…” She bit
her bottom lip.
He leaned forward, took her
hands and rubbed them. “Babe,
come on. I thought we put this
argument behind us. Remember
how hard we tried, and nothing?
This is like a miracle.”
“I guess… I suppose I got
used to the idea that I would never
be pregnant. To be honest it… it
scares me… I mean, you know my
sister almost bled to death.”
“Whoa, Mara, whoa. That’s
not going to happen to you, and
you know it. That was a high-risk
pregnancy, and you know her doc-
tor warned her against a live birth.
I know you feel a little freaked,
but it’s just nerves…” He gave
her fi ngers a fi nal squeeze, then
released them.
“Nerves and bones and fi ngers
and toes,” she said. “And eyes.
Somebody else’s. Growing inside
my body.” She placed her hands on
her belly, just beginning to show
beneath her shirt. “I don’t know if
I like it. I’m sick all the time and
tired, and… it’s not too late to
change our minds —”
“No,” he said. “No way. We’re
not doing that.” He immediately
regretted his harsh tone. “I’ll call
that doctor,” he added, in a near-
whisper. “The specialist on the
company’s HMO. They said we
get unlimited visits. We’ll see about
getting you something for the nau-
sea, okay? It’ll be all right.”
The elevator doors shook
open, interrupting Joseph’s recol-
lections and reminding him why
he was here.
He stepped out and made
his way down a dingy hallway,
checking the door numbers. He
hoped this meeting would be
more useful than the three hours
he’d just wasted on the phone
with that entomologist from the
University — Casper? Yes, Frank
Casper, PhD. Joseph had hoped
to gather expert opinions on the
impossibility of insect eggs hatch-
ing inside the human stomach.
Instead, Casper refused to rule it
out and then wandered from the
point. “The bot fl y, for example,”
he’d said, “is a well-known horse
parasite; its eggs hatch in the
horse’s stomach. And of course the
tapeworm, though not an insect,
leaves eggs that when ingested
by animals — humans included
— hatch and thrive in the gastro-
intestinal track.” At least Casper
agreed to test some samples of tea
for insect parts. Perhaps the pack-
ages could be labeled with some
sort of authoritative statement that
they contained tea leaves and only
tea leaves. He’d talk to the design
team tomorrow about a mockup,
and at the same time they could
get those weird Indian astrology
symbols off the labels.
He found apartment 25-D.
The door was half-open. Joseph
knocked on the door frame. “Hel-
lo? Ms. Ball? Myrna Ball?” There
was some kind of shuffl ing noise
inside. “I’m Joseph Carpenter. Mel
Gold, you know, the guy who runs
the urban legends website? He said
you’d agreed…”
At fi rst he could hear nothing
but the rattling of an old refrigera-
tor, and the traffi c noise outside.
Then he realized someone was
talking. “Come in,” the voice
repeated, wearily. “Come in.” He
entered. Myrna was seated on a
cot; there wasn’t much else in the
tiny room.
“I, uh, wanted to thank you for
seeing me,” Joseph told her, tak-
ing the seat she indicated, a metal
folding chair. She gestured with
her left arm, and Joseph saw that
her right arm ended at the elbow,
where the purple T-shirt she wore
was pinned closed. As he sat, he
realized she was young, no more
than 20, though her haggard face
had made her seem older at fi rst.
“You work for Black Butterfl y,
huh?” she asked. She awkwardly
slipped her left hand into the right-
side pocket of her jeans, took out
a cigarette from her pocket. The
cigarette slipped from her fi ngers
and landed on the fl oor between
her feet. She ignored it, saying,
“Sorry I couldn’t talk to you on
the phone, but they shut off my
cell last week.”
“I don’t know how much Mr.
Gold told you, but we’ve been see-
ing these rumors about, you know,
the bug thing. And, uh…” He was
having trouble not thinking about
the cigarette on the fl oor. “Anyway,
Mr. Gold — he said he fi rst heard
about it in that post you made. And
since you were an intern at, the, uh,
our company last year, I thought
that was signifi cant, and, well…”
He glanced at the cigarette. Was he
supposed to pick it up?”
“Mmm hmm.” She brushed
some stray bangs from her eyes.
Joseph could see now that they
weren’t just tired, they were glazed
over. Medicated, he thought. “I
wasn’t going to see you, at fi rst,”
she was saying. “But I can’t
sleep, and, well, you can’t fi ght
the stars.”
“The stars? You mean, like
astrology?”
“I mean the stars. They came
from the stars…”
“I don’t… what do you mean?”
He’d balanced a notebook on his
lap, but wasn’t sure what to write.
“At night, I could hear them.
They’d hatched in me. They were
humming, and after awhile the
humming sounded like words.”
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