Dziwne odpowiedzi Unix'a na nieznane komendy itp. Subject: Jeszcze UNIX Oto co znalazlem swistakujac za czyms innym: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Paul Barth writes: Since we are all now great Unix wizards, the follow might be humorous. It came to me from Umass. Note that the '%' prompt indicates that the command should be issued from the C shell, and the '$' prompt indicates the Bourne shell. ------------------------------------------------------ % rm meese-ethics rm: meese-ethics nonexistent % ar m God ar: God does not exist % "How would you rate Reagan's incompetence? Unmatched ". % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa? Missing ]. % ^How did the sex change^ operation go? Modifier failed. % If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have? Too many ('s. % make love Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. % sleep with me bad character % got a light? No match. % man: why did you get a divorce? man:: Too many arguments. % ^What is saccharine? Bad substitute. % %blow %blow: No such job. % \(- (-: Command not found. % sh $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense no sense in pretending! $ drink <bottle; opener bottle: cannot open opener: not found $ mkdir matter; cat >matter matter: cannot create -- David B. Stewart, Dept. of Elec. & Comp. Engr., and The Robotics Institute, Carnegie Mellon University, email: stewart@faraday.ece.cmu.edu The following software is now available; ask me for details CHIMERA II, A Real-time OS for Sensor-Based Control Applications
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