STEAL THIS BOOK
By Abbie Hoffman
Dedicated to Jerry Lefcourt, Lawyer and Brother
Library of Congress number 72-157115 (stolen from Library of Congress)
copyright ©1971 PIRATE EDITION
STABLE OF DISCONTENTS
INTRODUCTION
AIDING AND ABETTING
SURVIVE!
1. FREE FOOD
¥ Restaurants
¥ Food Programs
¥ Supermarkets
¥ Wholesale Markets
¥ Food Conspiracies
¥ Cheap Chow
2. FREE CLOTHING AND FURNITURE
¥ Free Clothing
¥ Sandals
¥ Free Furniture
3. FREE TRANSPORTATION
¥ Hitch-Hiking
¥ Freighting
¥ Cars
¥ Buses
¥ Airlines
¥ In City Travel
4. FREE LAND
5. FREE HOUSING
¥ Communes
¥ Urban Living
¥ Rural Living
¥ List of Communes
6. FREE EDUCATION
¥ List of Free Universities
7. FREE MEDICAL CARE
¥ Birth Control Clinics
¥ Abortions
¥ Diseases Treated Free
8. FREE COMMUNICATION
¥ Press Conference
¥ Wall Painting
¥ Use of the Flag
¥ Radio
¥ Free Telephones
¥ Pay Phones
9. FREE PLAY
¥ Movies and Concerts
¥ Records and Books
10. FREE MONEY
¥ Welfare
¥ Unemployment
¥ Panhandling
¥ Rip-Offs
¥ The International Yippie Currency Exchange
11. FREE DOPE
¥ Buying, Selling and Giving It Away
¥ Growing Your Own
12. ASSORTED FREEBIES
¥ Laundry
¥ Pets
¥ Posters
¥ Security
¥ Postage
¥ Maps
¥ Ministry
¥ Attrocities
¥ Veteran's Benefits
¥ Watch
¥ Vacations
¥ Drinks
¥ Burials
¥ Astrodome Pictures
¥ Diploma
¥ Toilets
FIGHT!
1. TELL IT ALL, BROTHERS AND SISTERS
¥ Starting a Printing Workshop
¥ Underground Newspapers
¥ High School Papers
¥ G.I. Papers
¥ News Services
¥ The Underground Press
¥ Switchboards
2. GUERRILLA BROADCASTING
¥ Guerrilla Radio
¥ Guerrilla Television
3. DEMONSTRATIONS
¥ Dress
¥ Helmets
¥ Gas Masks
¥ Walkie-Talkies
¥ Other Equipment
4. TRASHING
¥ Weapons for Street Fighting
¥ Knife Fighting
¥ Unarmed Defense
¥ General Strategy Rep
5. PEOPLE'S CHEMISTRY
¥ Stink Bomb
¥ Smoke Bomb
¥ CBW
¥ Molotov Cocktail
¥ Sterno Bomb
¥ Aerosol Bomb
¥ Pipe Bombs
¥ General Bomb Strategy
6. FIRST AID FOR STREET FIGHTERS
¥ What to Do
¥ Medical Committees
7. HIP-POCKET LAW
¥ Legal Advice
¥ Lawyer's Group
¥ Join the Army of Your Choice
¥ Canada, Sweden & Political Asylum
8. STEAL NOW, PAY NEVER
¥ Shoplifting
¥ Techniques
¥ On the Job
¥ Credit Cards
9. MONKEY WELFARE
10. PIECE NOW
¥ Handguns
¥ Rifles
¥ Shotguns
¥ Other Weapons
¥ Training
¥ Gun Laws
11. THE UNDERGROUND
¥ Identification Papers
¥ Communication
LIBERATE!
1. FUCK NEW YORK
2. FUCK CHICAGO
3. FUCK LOS ANGELES
4. FUCK SAN FRANCISCO
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TOJAGWIAZDA