00:00:09:Raising Helen 00:00:32:" I need a Ken doll pilot|with a sexy smile and a flying limousine 00:00:37:" To pick me up, go the extra mile|and deliver me to the scene 00:00:41:" I need five more hours|in the average day 00:00:43:" One to get the work done, four to play 00:00:45:" Be a devil and angel|You know what I mean? 00:00:49:" Stand back 00:00:52:" Out of my way 00:00:54:" Stand back 00:00:56:" You're crowding my day 00:00:58:" No time for good manners, do what I say 00:01:02:" If you're not here to help|then you're just in the way 00:01:07:" The road is littered with the faint of heart,|the fools who fell from stress 00:01:11:" It's a fact of life that you can't catch up,|better learn how to love the mess 00:01:15:" So I'll just kick back, ignore the noise,|have my way with the pretty boys, 00:01:20:" What I dream at night|don't even try to guess 00:01:24:- " Stand back|- " Stand back 00:01:26:" Out of my way 00:01:28:- " Stand back|- " Stand back 00:01:31:" You're crowding my day 00:01:32:" Now this is my time|to step up to the mike 00:01:37:" Like rock'n'roll lightning|I'm ready to strike 00:01:41:- " Stand back|- " Stand back 00:01:44:" Oh 00:01:46:- " Stand back|- " Stand back 00:01:48:" Stand back 00:01:57:What do we got here? One,|two, three, four beautiful ladies. Come on. 00:02:02:Caesar, let 'em in. 00:02:04:Nice. Not you. Too random. 00:02:07:- Hey, Tinka. What are you doing?|- I'm waiting for you. 00:02:11:Oh, no. You can't become a supermodel|waiting in the middle of a line. Follow me. 00:02:18:- Evening, Jimmy. This is Tinka.|- She's with you? 00:02:21:Are you kidding? I'm with her.|She's the next big thing. Look at her. 00:02:25:Well, that may be, but she's not on the list. 00:02:28:Let me see that. 00:02:31:Look at that. She is now, stud. 00:02:35:- Come on.|- Let 'em in. 00:02:37:- So that's how it works.|- Who was she? 00:02:39:- Hey, what about us, stud?|- We've been waiting for an hour. 00:02:49:" The books I've read 00:02:51:" And this heart of mine 00:02:53:" I've booked ahead to the other side 00:02:57:Hey, Rufus. 00:02:59:Hey-hey. 00:03:00:- What's happening?|- That's what's happening. Who is she? 00:03:05:Close your mouth, Rufus.|It's Tinka. Everybody knows Tinka. 00:03:08:I'll give her a shout out. 00:03:10:Hey, that girl on stage|with the serious moves is Tinka. 00:03:23:Dominique Modeling Agency.|Good morning. 00:03:26:No, Caitlin's not in this early.|I'll connect you to her voice mail. 00:03:31:- Hey, Lacey.|- Good morning. 00:03:33:Two calls from Paris, one from Milan,|and both need you to call back right now. 00:03:38:Ouch! Come here, Shelby.|Sweetie, don't kick Mommy. 00:03:40:Lacey. You brought Shelby again.|Dominique's gonna kill you. 00:03:44:- She's getting picked up at 7:30. Shh!|- Watch out. 00:03:48:- Sweetie, you want to color?|- Yeah. 00:03:53:Dominique Modeling Agency.|Good morning. 00:03:56:OK, you can send|your picture and resume. 00:04:01:- Thank you. 00:04:03:Dominique Modeling Agency.|Good morning. 00:04:06:No, Dominique's not in yet.|Can I give you her assistant Helen? 00:04:09:Thank you. 00:04:11:Hello, it's Helen. Hi. 00:04:14:Bonjour, Didier. Non, non, uh... 00:04:19:OK, Jean Paul, so let's go over|who you booked for that shoot again. 00:04:23:Yeah, just to be sure. Varusha,|Segrid Olafsson, Malak, Tinka... 00:04:28:Tinka? 00:04:29:I don't have a Tinka. Who is Tinka? 00:04:34:Morning, Lacey.|Is that the new one? Let me see. 00:04:37:- Dominique's here.|- You smell funny. Is it baby powder? 00:04:40:- You need to sign these, please.|- Who are you? 00:04:42:Mary. I'm the new intern. 00:04:44:Hope you're here long enough for me|to remember your name. 00:04:46:Du kannst den Fotografen|nicht warten lassen. 00:04:49:Dominiques Modelle|kommen nie zu spat. 00:04:50:Dominique? Dominique, here are|the gentlemen for the Lola ad. 00:04:54:Hm. 00:04:56:"Every man."|Well, they're not every man. Do better. 00:05:00:I demand to have her first.|Let me speak to Dominique right now. 00:05:03:I need the list for the shoot. Yes. 00:05:05:Oh, you've heard about Tinka, have you? 00:05:07:Well, if you want her,|she's gonna cost you double, you know? 00:05:10:She's very popular. 00:05:16:Good. We got a deal. Bye. 00:05:19:I love new clients. 00:05:21:Thank you. 00:05:23:Caitlin. 00:05:25:No, no. He looks like a model.|No, he's just too beautiful. 00:05:30:We need a, you know, everyman.|A bloke. A really, you know, nice... 00:05:33:Dominique. 00:05:40:You see. That's a bloke. 00:05:42:Excuse me. You with the water.|What's your name? 00:05:46:Gary Hagelnick. 00:05:48:Um... Cia.|Would you photograph him, please? 00:05:52:Vieni qua, facciamolo. 00:05:55:- I don't do naked... any more.|- Scusa. 00:05:58:Take some test shots.|I think he's our Lola guy. 00:06:02:- Lindsay's going to love it.|- I'm so late. 00:06:05:- Listen, have fun with your sisters tonight.|- Mm-hm. I'll call you on my way back. 00:06:08:OK. 00:06:26:" Happy birthday to you 00:06:30:" Happy birthday to you 00:06:33:" Happy birthday, dear Mom 00:06:37:- Aunt Helen's here!|- Aunt Helen's here! 00:06:40:Hang on. Hang on. 00:06:43:Hi. How are you? 00:06:45:I'm so glad you're here.|And you smell good. 00:06:48:- Thanks. Here.|- Hey, Aunt Helen. 00:06:51:Yah! Oh! 00:06:56:Dad, are you really taking Mom|to Atlantic City? 00:06:58:- Yes, I am.|- Helen, look what I got. 00:07:01:Your first fake ID.|Congratulations, "Mrs Gonzales"? 00:07:06:- It's the only name they had.|- I'm gonna show her my new turtle. 00:07:10:- Hey-ho. 00:07:12:Sorry I'm late. I've just been working my... 00:07:14:- And what were you two...?|- Oh, nothing. 00:07:17:- Talking? Talking?|- Just girl talk. 00:07:18:No, no. Just catching up. 00:07:20:Do you want something to eat?|Are you hungry? 00:07:21:- No. I'm fine. I ate.|- I can make it up. 00:07:23:I am stuffed.|I ate an apple on the way here. 00:07:29:Sorry, Jenny. 00:07:30:OK. So. And... 00:07:32:" Happy birthday to you 00:07:37:OK, make a wish, honey. 00:07:44:See, they couldn't put all the candles on|there or else the smoke alarm would go off. 00:07:49:I love this. Thank you. 00:07:51:You're welcome. 00:07:54:- OK. Who's this? This is Jenny?|- Yes. 00:07:58:And I wonder what it is. It must be... 00:08:00:Potpourri. 00:08:02:No. You're all wrong. 00:08:06:It's not potpourri.|It's a make-your-own potpourri kit. 00:08:10:Oh, it's great. I love it. Thank you so much. 00:08:14:- Who's next?|- Oh, me, me, me, me, me. 00:08:16:- Me, me, me, me, me.|- Oh, yay. Oh, yay. Oh, yay. 00:08:20:"Lindsay, just remember... 00:08:22:...you're never too old|to dance around in your underwear." 00:08:25:No way. 00:08:28:Oh. Oh, my gosh. 00:08:30:- Oh, my gosh. Look.|- Oh, no. Devo. 00:08:34:You got the hats.|Where did you find these? 00:08:37:I couldn't believe it. On line.|Of all places. Bored at work. 00:08:40:- Remember this?|- Yeah. I do. 00:08:43:I remember you kinda|looked like fire hydrants. 00:08:46:- Remember the moves?|- Do I remember the moves? 00:08:48:Just see if you can keep up. Come on. 00:08:53:" Crack that whip 00:08:56:" Give the past the slip 00:08:59:" Step on a crack 00:09:02:- Come on, honey.|- Oh, no, no, no. Oh, look at you go. 00:09:05:- Let's whip it good.|- Oh, gosh, no. 00:09:07:" When a problem comes along,|you must whip it 00:09:10:" If the cream sits out too long,|you must whip it 00:09:13:" When something's going wrong 00:09:15:" You must whip it 00:09:17:- " Now whip it|- " Into shape 00:09:20:" It's not too late 00:09:22:" To whip it 00:09:23:" Whip it good 00:09:27:" When a good time turns around|You must whip it 00:09:29:" You will never live it down|Unless you whip it 00:09:33:" No one gets their way 00:09:35:- Good shot, Mom.|- Good shot, Mom. 00:09:44:- OK, step out. Holy Toledo.|- Huh? 00:09:46:What is going on? 00:09:49:Jen, our little sister has grown up|and turned into a dance-club tramp. 00:09:55:Please. You should talk. You had your fun. 00:09:58:Yeah. That was fun,|but I was never a size two, you traitor. 00:10:02:Hey, we would have won|if we'd played horse. 00:10:05:Audrey, Henry, no video games|until you clean up the den. 00:10:08:- Mom! 00:10:13:- Oh, honey.|- Night, Mom. Night, Dad. 00:10:16:You're looking good out there. 00:10:17:Thanks, Dad.|The coach said I can play in every game. 00:10:19:- That's great.|- Good night, everybody. 00:10:21:No, the birthday girl|should not be doing the dishes. 00:10:24:- I agree.|- Yeah. 00:10:25:I'll go change my shirt|and I'll come back and take over. OK? 00:10:28:OK. 00:10:29:You guys are such a Pottery Barn|catalogue. How did that happen? 00:10:33:Woo! 00:10:35:It's like they've never seen a dress before. 00:10:38:Um... They just haven't seen|half of a dress. 00:10:43:You know what you were saying|about the Pottery Barn catalogue? 00:10:46:You know how you get there?|You meet the nice guy, 00:10:50:you get married,|and you get to experience... 00:10:54:The miracle of life. 00:11:02:- Oh. Oh.|- Oops. 00:11:06:Well, I don't know|why I bother talking to you two. 00:11:08:Hello in there.|Will I be seeing you in four months? 00:11:13:Yes, I will. I hope you like potpourri. 00:11:16:Yes, I do.|And I hope you like Tupperware parties. 00:11:20:And lots of flowers. Lots of... 00:11:23:It's true as well. I do, I love 'em. 00:11:27:I love flowers. 00:11:31:- " I wanna feel what love is|- " I wanna know what love is 00:11:37:- " And I want you to show me|- " I wanna feel it, I wanna feel what love is 00:11:42:- " I wanna feel what love is|- " Ooh, baby 00:11:45:Thank you, guys. 00:11:48:All right, all right. Thank you. 00:11:51:That was great.|Helen and Devon. That's enough. 00:11:55:Keep ...
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