00:00:01:movie info: 23.976fps|/SubEdit b.3945 (http://subedit.prv.pl)/ 00:03:30:-Morning, Mr. Harper.|-Morning, Jeff. 00:03:32:-Hi, Ralph.|-Morning, sir. 00:03:43:-Dick.|-Charlie. 00:03:45:l've been waiting for you. 00:03:47:-How've you been?|-Sit down. 00:03:49:-Pour yourself a drink.|-Thanks, Charlie. 00:03:56:This business stinks, you know that? 00:03:59:-Well--|-lt stinks! 00:04:01:lt used to be the most exciting business|in the world. Now it stinks on ice. 00:04:07:-lt's been a rough year.|-lt stinks. 00:04:11:-l guess it does stink.|-lt stinks on ice! 00:04:16:All right, on ice. 00:04:20:lt was a great feeling to be part of the|team that tied the lace on the shoe... 00:04:25:...that took that giant step|for mankind. 00:04:30:You don't get that feeling|from building a goddamn missile. 00:04:37:-Now, what's all this crap?|-My plan to reorganize my department. 00:04:40:One small step. 00:04:43:One giant step for mankind. 00:04:46:l wouldn't say that,|but it's not a bad plan. 00:04:48:You know who made that step possible?|We did. 00:04:51:You and me. 00:04:53:And Bob Kane, Frank Chapman. 00:04:58:We put Neil and what's his name|on the bloody moon. 00:05:04:And then they gave us the shaft. 00:05:07:lt stinks. 00:05:09:On ice. 00:05:12:What do you say we talk turkey? 00:05:15:Right, Charlie. 00:05:17:l was thinking more in terms|of cutting costs than personnel. 00:05:20:Gobble, gobble, gobble. 00:05:24:l was just talking turkey. 00:05:32:Dick... 00:05:36:...l always thought you were the kind|of guy l didn't have to bullshit. 00:05:39:l'm glad to hear that. 00:05:41:-Can l level with you?|-Sure. 00:05:44:-l mean, really level?|-Charlie, you can tell me anything. 00:05:50:You're fired. 00:05:58:l must have fired 50 people today,|but that's the first time l did it like that. 00:06:03:The first time l ever said, just like,|''You're fired.'' 00:06:07:Practice makes perfect. 00:06:12:No. 00:06:15:l shouldn't have done that. 00:06:18:-lt's just that l'm sick of all the bullshit.|-Wait a minute. 00:06:23:-You're serious?|-Would l kid a pal? 00:06:26:No jokes, Charlie.|You're really firing me? 00:06:31:l don't have to tell you|what a lousy year we've had. 00:06:34:l haven't done a bad job. 00:06:36:You've done a hell of a job.|And don't let anybody tell you different. 00:06:39:Then why me? 00:06:42:My division's outperformed everybody's. 00:06:45:Seniority. 00:06:47:l think that's what it was. 00:06:50:l'm sure that's what it was.|Seniority. Yeah. 00:06:55:Do you mean to tell me that|when you compare the productivity--? 00:06:58:Dick! 00:07:00:Do you mind if we don't go|into all that crap right now? 00:07:04:Frankly, l'm a little bit looped. 00:07:07:And l got blood on my hands. 00:07:10:A lot of blood. 00:07:37:Mr. Harper? 00:07:39:l'll have to get back to you. 00:07:42:l just want to say,|l'm very sorry you're leaving us. 00:07:47:Well, thank you. 00:07:49:Did Mr. Blanchard tell you|about the car? 00:07:52:-What car?|-The company car you've been using. 00:07:55:You may retain the use of it|for two weeks. 00:07:58:lsn't that thoughtful? 00:08:00:But we must have your company|credit cards now, please. 00:08:09:Goodbye, Mr. Harper. 00:08:29:Jane! 00:08:36:Hey, what is this? 00:08:38:This is distressing. 00:08:49:Jane. 00:08:54:-Hey, Jane!|-Hey, sweetie, you're home early. 00:08:57:l gotta talk to you. 00:08:59:l gotta talk to you, Mr. Harper. 00:09:02:The second payment's|due on the pool. 00:09:09:Billy, will you get your friend|out of the cement! 00:09:14:-l've been fired.|-Huh? 00:09:16:l've been fired. 00:09:34:Oh, baby. 00:09:35:What did you say? 00:09:38:He said he's tired. 00:09:42:Hey, Mr. Harper,|you were canned today. 00:09:47:What sign are you? 00:09:51:He's an Aquarius. 00:09:53:You poor bastard. l knew it. 00:09:56:What a bummer. 00:09:58:Mars is in direct conjunction|with Saturn. 00:10:04:lt's a tough time for us Aquarians. 00:10:08:You know that bill l gave you,|for the pool, the second payment? 00:10:12:l'll give you until next Wednesday. 00:10:31:Esperanza. 00:10:34:La cena is ready. 00:10:35:-Thank you.|-Gracias. 00:10:39:l can't believe that Charlie fired you. 00:10:42:-Charlie fired me.|-Dirty rat. 00:10:46:After all the years of bottom-pinching|l took from him. 00:10:49:Does that mean we're gonna|be poor, like the Waltons? 00:10:53:No, Billy, it doesn't. 00:10:56:What are we gonna do about the pool? 00:11:00:We'll get it finished first. 00:11:04:We won't heat it. 00:11:06:Not until you get another job. 00:11:08:How will we swim in the pool|if it's cold? 00:11:11:Billy is right.|What will the neighbors say... 00:11:13:...if they don't see steam|coming off our pool on a chilly night? 00:11:16:l'm making some economies|around here. 00:11:19:-Billy, we'll give up our ski lessons.|-God! 00:11:22:-No more French wines at home, sir.|-Oh, God! 00:11:26:And l will drop|the Book of the Month Club. 00:11:29:What about my drum set? 00:11:31:Family, everything's gonna be all right. 00:11:33:There's absolutely nothing|to worry about. 00:11:40:Take that stuff up there. 00:11:41:You, in the truck,|watch those plants! 00:11:44:That stuff goes too.|Take it easy over there. 00:11:46:Watch those roots on that thing. 00:11:48:Hey, those plants go up next too, okay? 00:11:53:-Stop it!|-Hello, Mrs. Harper. 00:11:56:That goes next. 00:11:57:What in God's name|do you think you're doing? 00:12:00:You got our notice, Mrs. Harper? 00:12:02:-Yes. l sent you a check.|-Bouncy, bouncy. That's naughty. 00:12:06:Hey, watch those plants!|Watch that stuff. 00:12:09:-Get it up over there.|-l'll give you another check. 00:12:12:Two checks bounced already,|Mrs. Harper. 00:12:15:Your mother carried you for nine months,|but we'll only carry you for two. 00:12:19:Clear that bank off. 00:12:20:Just because the bank made a mistake|is no reason to come and dig up my tree! 00:12:24:-Excuse me.|-Not yours. Ours. 00:12:26:We put this stuff in,|now we'll tear it out. 00:12:29:Watch it. 00:12:30:lf you don't wanna lose your shirt,|don't put it on the cuff. 00:12:33:You're using Gestapo tactics. 00:12:35:That's impossible. l'm Jewish. 00:12:39:Hey, watch those plants over there.|Come on, watch them roots. 00:12:43:Right. Take all of these bushes out,|all of these trees... 00:12:46:...everything up there, every|rotten weed in this whole garden. 00:12:50:Come here. Would you please remove|this tracheotomy or whatever it's called. 00:12:55:This is not what we ordered,|and l told you so a month ago. 00:12:59:Can you believe this? l told them,|plant what we want or take it all back. 00:13:03:What a rip-off. 00:13:04:Right. Roll up the lawn. 00:13:06:l don't like the lawn either.|AstroTurf has more life than this stuff. 00:13:11:You will never work|in this neighborhood again! 00:13:20:-Hey, Mom, you were terrific.|-You think so, kid? 00:13:26:-What do you want?|-l want the plants inside. 00:13:29:Step one foot in this house,|l'll call the police. 00:13:31:l still want the plants. 00:13:39:Pretty grim, huh? 00:13:41:What are we going to tell Dad|when he comes home? 00:14:06:Well... 00:14:08:...are you gonna tell me|how bad things are... 00:14:10:...or are you gonna wait|for the roof to fall in? 00:14:13:lt really isn't as bad as it looks. 00:14:15:Nothing is as bad as this looks. 00:14:18:We don't have any income|or any assets. 00:14:21:What do you mean,|we don't have any assets? 00:14:23:Other than the sun in the morning|and the moon at night. 00:14:25:We got this house. 00:14:27:We owe $ 7 7,000 on this house, Dick. 00:14:29:lf you died right now,|how would l pay it off? 00:14:31:Out of the insurance. 00:14:33:We don't have any.|You borrowed against it. 00:14:35:Right, right, right. l forgot. 00:14:38:This is ridiculous.|l'm not gonna die tonight. 00:14:40:The night is young. 00:14:42:lt's comforting to know|when things get tough... 00:14:44:...l'll have you standing behind me|with an ice pick. 00:14:47:You've been leading a secret life|for these last years. 00:14:50:For example, what are|''insecured municipal debentures''? 00:14:54:l don't know. l gambled on a few things|for us, and l lost. l'm sorry. 00:14:57:You gambled. You lost.|What about me? 00:14:59:l gambled and lost, and l didn't|even get a chance to play. 00:15:03:l didn't even watch. 00:15:05:Your interest in economics|was limited to the spending part. 00:15:08:l always thought of you as|a responsible aerospace executive. 00:15:11:Who would have known you were|the Typhoid Mary of high finance. 00:15:14:lf l'd have consulted you,|l wouldn't have lost my job. 00:15:18:lf you think you can do better,|take over. 00:15:20:lt would be hard|to do it any worse. 00:15:22:Go ahead, be my guest.|lt's all yours. 00:15:25:My very thought. 00:15:27:And my first act as director|of family economics... 00:15:30:-...is to put you on an allowance.|-On a what? 00:15:33:What kind of lunatic spends $ 1 000 on|lunch when he's out of a job and in debt? 00:15:37:The kind that knows you can't|get a job if you look like a loser. 00:15:40:lf l was Diners Club, l'd bronze your|stomach and put it in the hall of fame. 00:15:44:Point number two. 00:15:45:Your job is to get on the food stamp|program, look for work in your field-- 00:15:49:Excuse me, why don't l get a ''job'' job?|Like a busboy or a waiter? 00:15:54:lf we're not too proud|to go on welfare-- 00:15:56:-We can't afford it.|-Can't afford it? 00:15:58:You earn more money on unemployment|than you could in any of those jobs. 00:16:02:My job is to get a ''job'' job. 00:16:05:-You're gonna get a job?|-Yes. lncredible as it may seem. 00:16:10:May l ask-- No offense, mind you.|What do you think you're qualified to do? 00:16:14:Secretary of the treasury|seems to be filled. 00:16:16:-There must be lots of things l can do.|-You never worked a day in your life. ...
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