Jace Wayland "�Well, I�m not kissing the mundane,� said Jace. �I�d rather stay down here and rot.� �Forever?� said Simon. �Forever�s an awfully long time.� Jace raised his eyebrows. �I knew it,� he said. �You want to kiss me, don�t you? Jace Wayland "Not everything is about you," Clary said furiously. "Possibly," Jace said, "but you do have to admit that the majority of things are." Jace: Do you remember back at the hotel when you promised that if we lived, you�d get dressed up in a nurse�s outfit and give me a sponge bath. Clary: It was Simon who promised you the sponge bath. Simon: As soon as I�m back on my feet, handsome. Jace: I knew we should have left you a rat. Jace Wayland "Those girls on the otherside of the car are staring at you." Jace assumed an air of mellow gratification. 'Of course they are,'he said, 'I am stunningly attractive.'" Jace Wayland "One of the Silent Brothers is here to see you. Hodge sent me to wake you up. Actually he offered to wake you himself, but since it's 5 a.m., I figured you'd be less cranky if you had something nice to look at." Jace Wayland "Declarations of love amuse me. Especially when unrequited." Jace Wayland "I'll just have them change the entry in the demonology textbook from 'almost extinct' to 'not extinct enough for Alec. He prefers his monsters really, really extinct.' Will that make you happy?" Jace Wayland "I am a man" he told her,"and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone woman, and bring me something brown" Jace Wayland "I don't want to be a man," said Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teeenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead." Jace Wayland "There is no pretending," Jace said with absolute clarity. "I love you, and I will love you until I die, and if there is life after that, I'll love you then." '...Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?' Jace said, "Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself." ..."At least," she said, "you don't have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland." "Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting."" When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for." Is this the part where you start tearing off strips of your shirt to bind my wounds?" "If you wanted me to rip my clothes off, you should have just asked."" "If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now." "Jesus!" Luke exclaimed. "Actually, it's just me," said Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblance is startling." " "I don't want to be a man," said Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teeenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead." "Well," said Luke, "you're doing a vantastic job."" "'...in fact, don't touch any of my weapons without my permission.' "Well, there goes my plan for selling them all on ebay," Clary muttered. "Selling them on what?" Clary smiled blandly at him, "A mythical place of great magical power."" "'We came to see Jace. Is he alright?' -Clary 'I don't know,' Magnus said. 'Does he normally just lie on the floor like that without moving?'" "'the cuckoo bird,' she said. 'You see, cuckoos are parasites. They lay their eggs in other birds' nests. When the egg hatches, the baby cuckoo pushes the other baby birds out of the nest. The poor parent birds work themselves to death trying to find enough food to feed the enormous cuckoo child who has murdered their babies and taken their places.' 'Enormous?' said Jace. 'Did you just call me fat?' 'It was an analogy.' 'I am not fat.' Not everything is about you," Clary said furiously. "Possibly," Jace said, "but you do have to admit that the majority of things are." ""I am a man" he told her,"and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone woman, and bring me something brown" -Jace Wayland" That does it," said Jace. "I'm going to get you a dictionary for Christmas this year." "Why?" Isabelle said. "So you can look up 'fun.' I'm not sure you know what it means."" "'One of the Silent Brothers is here to see you. Hodge sent me to wake you up. Actually he offered to wake you himself, but since it's 5 a.m., I figured you'd be less cranky if you had something nice to look at.' -Jace 'Meaning you?'-clary 'What else?'-jace" And I'm suppose to sit by while you date boys and fall in love with someone else, get married...?" His voice tightened. "And meanwhile, I'll die a little bit more every day, watching." "I was thinking about the first time I ever saw you," he said, "and how after that I couldn't forget you. I wanted to, but I couldn't stop myself. I forced Hodge to let me be the one who came to find you and bring you back to the Institue. And even back then, in that stupid coffee shop, when I saw you sitting on that couch with Simon, even then that felt wrong to me-- I should have been the one sitting with you. The one who made you laugh like that. I couldn't get rid of that feeling. That it should have been me. And the more I knew you, the more I felt it--it had never been like that for me before. I'd always wanted a girl and then gotten to know her and not wanted her anymore, but with you the feeling just got stronger and stronger until that night when you showed up at Renwick's and I knew." ""You said you were going for a walk!? What kind of walk takes six hours?" ""A long one?" There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train."
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