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between the sunlight and the thunder
Copyright (c) 1996 by Mike Resnick. All rights reserved. No reproduction permitted without the
express permission of the author.
Like all my safari diaries, this one appeared originally in the Hugo-winning fanzine Lan's
Lantern.
by Mike Resnick
August 28, 1990: Between the bright sunlight of East Africa's safari countries, and the ominous
thunder coming out of the Republic of South Africa, there exist four nations: Zimbabwe,
Mozambique, Malawi, and Botswana. We had originally hoped to visit all four on this extended
safari, but Mozambique is in the throes of a brutal civil war, so we confined ourselves to the
other
three countries, where I would be researching Purgatory and Ophir, a pair of novels I'll be
writing in
the next couple of years, and hopefully coming up with some more ideas. This was a unique safari
for
us, in that we did not arrange to go with a single guide, as we always do in Kenya, nor did we
care to
join a package tour. Instead, we made a list of all the locations we wanted to see in all three
countries, then hunted up a travel agency (we found it, finally, in York, England) that was able
to
arrange our itinerary. The first step, as always, was the 8-hour flight to London, during which
time I
did my best not to feel bitter over losing the Hugo after leading for the first five ballots. I
didn't quite
pull it off.
August 29, 1990: We landed at Gatwick at seven in the morning, took a bus to Heathrow after
clearing customs, and waited around the airport for almost 12 hours for our 10-hour flight to
Zimbabwe to take off. I love Africa; it's the process of getting there that I hate.
August 30, 1990: We landed in Harare (formerly Salisbury), the capital of Zimbabwe (formerly
Rhodesia), and dragged our exhausted (formerly energetic) bodies to Meikles Hotel, a large, luxury
hotel in the city center right across from Cecil Square. While Carol took a nap, I went out
walking,
and found that there is an enormous difference between Harare and its Kenyan counterpart, Nairobi.
One gets the feeling that if the tourist industry vanished, 98% of the people you see in Nairobi
would
find themselves out of work; whereas if it vanished from Harare, no one would know the difference.
Which is a roundabout way of saying that Harare is a working city, with very little to interest
the
casual tourist. In fact, we soon came to realize that Zimbabwe is a working country. President
Robert
Mugabe continually gives lip service to communism, but it's a capitalist country from top to
bottom...and unlike most African countries, it works. The roads are all paved, the electricity
works
around the clock, the water is safe to drink, there are schools every couple of miles throughout
the
countryside, poachers have made almost no inroads in most of the game parks, and unemployment
doesn't seem to be much of a problem. In fact, I would say that Zimbabwe is as well-developed, and
runs as smoothly, as most Eastern European nations. I realize that doesn't sound like much, but
when
you compare it to Kenya or Tanzania or Zambia, it's a quantum leap forward. I signed copies of
Ivory and Paradise in a local bookstore, then returned to Meikles and changed for dinner. We ate
at
the Bagatelle, a 5-star dining room in the hotel, where, in a delightful twist, the proprietors
were black
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and the piano player was white.
August 31: When I checked out in the morning, I presented Meikles with a paid voucher -- which
they refused to accept. Evidently they had been paid in Zimbabwean dollars, and because the
country is so starved for hard currency, they have a law stating that all foreign travelers must
pay in
their own currency. So I very begrudgingly paid for my room for a second time, and made a mental
note to bill the travel agency. We had decided to begin our safari in Botswana (formerly
Bechuanaland)...but, because we would be flying around the country in 5-seaters with severe weight
limitations, we first flew to the Victoria Falls Hotel, where we left some of our luggage. The
hotel
itself is an old colonial structure that reminded me of some of the better British hotels in the
Brighton
area. We had seen a sign in the Victoria Falls airport telling us that we must report at least an
hour
early for international flights or run the risk of having our seats sold. Our flight to Botswana
was due
to leave at 2:30 in the afternoon, and the bus from the hotel didn't leave until 1:30. A number of
people who were taking the flight panicked, and began offering up to $100 to anyone who would
drive them to the airport and get them there by 1:30. Since the flight is scheduled three times a
week,
we figured that the hotel hadn't received any complaints about it, and waited for the bus. It got
us
there at about 2:00, and the Botswana plane didn't show up for another two hours (par for the
course, the flight attendant later admitted.) The flight to Maun, Botswana took perhaps an hour,
and
shortly thereafter we were ensconced in Riley's Hotel, which has a long and colorful history from
colonial times, but has become a rather dull hostelry in the middle of a rather dull town.
September 1: When I stopped by the desk to hand in my voucher, they announced that they had no
record of a previous payment, and I would have to pay for the room. At this point I hit the roof,
FAXed the travel agency in York, and raised bloody hell. They assured me that we would have no
further problems with our vouchers, and they were right (which is not to say that we had no
further
problems in other areas.) We went to the airport -- Maun consists of nothing but the airport,
three
gift shops, a few houses, a few huts, and Riley's -- and took our chartered 5-seater to Jedibe
Island
Camp, in the heart of the Okavango Delta, where, after more than 4 days, we finally stopped
traveling and started vacationing. Jedibe is a small island, with ten tents, two ablution blocks
(a
euphemism for bathrooms, which consist of a toilet and a shower, surrounded by a rather shakey
reed fence and no roof), a bar, and a dining tent. It's run by Tony and Pam, a second- generation
Kenyan and Zambian, respectively, who migrated down to Okavango when their own countries got
too civilized, and there was only one other guest there when we arrived. If there is a better way
to
decompress after a long trip than riding in a mokoro, I don't know what it is. The mokoro is a
dugout
canoe, and while you sit up front and watch the Okavango go by, a strong young man stands at the
back and poles you along. We went out in mokoros in mid-morning, and stayed out until dinnertime.
Carol, the bird expert in the family, tells me it was the best single day of bird-watching she's
ever
experienced. The Okavango Delta is some 1,600 square miles of swamp, with about 200,000 miles
of very narrow, winding channels. By the time we were twenty minutes out from camp, I figured
that,
left to my own devices, I might, with luck, be able to find my way back in something less than
eight
months...yet our polers always seemed to know exactly where they were, and you got the feeling you
could set them down anywhere in the Okavango and they'd be able to find their way home with no
problem. I remarked about that to Pam, who agreed that they were death and taxes in the
Okavango, but added that three of them went to Johannesburg for Christmas and got hopelessly lost
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in half an hour.
September 2: We went out on a powerboat in order to see more of the swamp (mokoros are many
things, but fast isn't one of them), packed a box lunch which we ate on a totally uninhabited
island,
and returned to camp in time to meet Franco and Masimo, a pair of Italians who work for
Mondedori, my Italian publisher, and were making a documentary film about the Okavango.
Masimo, a perfectionist, had wanted an overhead shot of the Delta, and refused to photograph it
through the window of the plane...so they opened the door and he and his camera hung out, upside
down, while Franco held onto his feet. The result: exceptional footage and an exceptional inner-
ear
infection. They also wanted footage of a fish eagle swooping down and snaring a fish out of the
water. Tony had trained a local fish eagle to do just that when baited, and we went along while
the
fish eagle went through his paces about a dozen times and we all got some fabulous footage. That
night I went to the ablution block at about midnight. While I was there, a hippo came out of the
swamp and began rubbing his sides against the reed wall. Hippos have killed more tourists in
Africa
during the past quarter century than any other animal, and the reason is simple: they panic when
they
are cut off from water...and the very best time to photograph a hippo is when he goes inland to
eat,
as otherwise all you're likely to see are his eyes, ears, and nostrils. (They stay in the water to
protect
their sensitive skins from the sun all day, but at night they leave the water and consume up to
300
pounds of vegetation.) Stand between a hippo and water and his first inclination is to run through
--
not around -- you to get back to the safety of his pond or river. Now, Jedibe is a very small
island,
perhaps 300 yards in diameter. So I reasoned it out and concluded that if I left the ablution
block, all
the hippo had to do was turn around and he could make a beeline to the water. Then I got to
thinking, and decided that if he was an exceptionally stupid hippo, then no matter where I stood,
he
would conclude that I was between him and the water (and in a way, he'd be right). So I stayed
another half hour until he want away, and promptly bumped into a bushbuck on the way back to the
tent. Bushbucks are much more intelligent than hippos; he took one look and me and ran like hell.
September 3: Our bush pilot, Lee, picked us up in mid-morning and flew us to Tsaro Lodge in the
Moremi Reserve. (Pam remarked that Lee had stuck it out much longer than most bush pilots --
something like seven years now -- because he liked the social life in Maun. I am still mulling
over this
remark, because to my way of thinking, Maun is the kind of place you leave in order to have a
social
life. Oh, well...) Tsaro is a luxurious camp nestled on the Khwai River, composed of eight large,
spotlessly-clean chalets, each equipped with beds, chairs, couches, fireplaces, tiled bathrooms,
and
electricity -- all rarities in the bush. The current manager, Jack, used to be a game warden in
Zimbabwe, and I gather the place has undergone massive renovations since he arrived. There were
three couples from Cape Town there when we arrived, and they turned out to be the friendliest and
most interesting people we met on the entire safari; in fact, when we go to South Africa, which we
plan to do in a couple of years, each of them has insisted that we stay with them and let them
show us
around. We took a game run (a three-hour drive through the reserve in a 4-wheel-drive vehicle) in
the afternoon, and were actually charged by an irate cow elephant, a hell of an exciting ten
seconds
that I managed to capture on videotape.
September 4: After a morning game run, Carol and I and two of our Cape Town friends decided to
take a walk through the hunting concession that borders the reserve. We saw some birds, and a herd
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of red lewche, and some bushbuck -- and then we walked around a heavy stand of trees and
damned near bumped into a lone elephant. It's difficult to say who was more surprised; it is not
difficult to say who retreated more rapidly. A German couple showed up in late afternoon. It turns
out that this was their 25th wedding anniversary, and they had brought along champagne for the
whole camp. It's amazing what you can have in the bush if your timing is right.
September 5: We took a morning game run, then got picked up by our social lion pilot and flown to
the Linyanti Channel, where we were met and driven to Linyanti Camp, another primitive bush camp
with tents and outdoor bathrooms. This one was run by Ron, a devoted birder, and his wife,
Hillary.
They had a 6-month-old baby who was so quiet we didn't know he was there until bedtime, when
Ron picked up his rifle and led the way to his rather distant cabin, while Hillary followed him,
pushing
a baby carriage. Not quite your everyday African sight. We arrived just as a large party (well, as
large a party as a seven-tent camp can handle, anyway) was leaving, and had the camp all to
ourselves for a day. In the afternoon we went out on the channel in a double-decker pontoon,
drifted
into Namibia for an hour, and saw a bunch of birds and a handful of elephants. Still, the Linyanti
area
was a disappointment: the camp backs up to the river, and is surrounded on three sides by a
hunting
concession, and the place is pretty much shot out. The top of the food chain, both in mammals and
birds, was gone; there was just nothing left for them to eat. At dinnertime we were joined by
Derek
Joubert, a National Geographic filmmaker who had a permanent camp a few miles away. I have a
couple of his documentaries on videotape, which pleased him no end, and I remarked on the
similarity of his name to that of Keith Joubert, a renowned wildlife artist whose prints of the
"Big
Five" Carol had bought me for my birthday last March. It turned out that they were brothers, and
that
Keith, the only man ever to paint a portrait of the Kilimanjaro Elephant (which he did from the
figures
in Rowland Ward's record book, the elephant itself having died almost a century ago) had read and
enjoyed Ivory, which is based on the elephant.
September 6: We had a very disappointing game run in the morning -- not much is still alive and
moving in Linyanti -- but I made up for it by coming up with a couple of short story ideas that
I'll be
writing in the next few months. In the afternoon some more guests showed up, including a rather
adventuresome American girl who works for a bank with international connections, and has spent
time representing them in Peru, Chile, Poland, and Hong Kong. (How adventuresome? Well, this
spring she flew to Antarctica for a week as a guest of the Chilean Air Force.) We also met the
ultimate Ugly American, a New York lady who didn't stop talking for the next six hours, had
nothing
good to say about anyone or anything, and made us realize why so many people intensely dislike
Americans. Fortunately, she came down with a sore throat at dinnertime, and we didn't have to
listen
to her the rest of the night.
September 7: After a 3-hour walk in search of game that simply didn't exist, we happily took our
leave of Linyanti, and went next to the most luxurious hostelry in Africa. (Yeah, I know I've said
in
print that that honor belongs to the Mount Kenya Safari Club. So sue me: I was wrong. The Chobe
Game Lodge has it beat all hollow.) Chobe National Park is the crown jewel of Botswana's parks. It
possesses 30,000 elephants, almost three times the total that remain in all of Kenya. It has
150,000
buffalo, in herds of up to 5,000. It has hundreds of lions. It also has the Chobe Game Lodge. We
had arranged to stay in the same suite where Richard Burton and Liz Taylor honeymooned after their
second marriage (Suite 210, for anyone who wishes to experience it themselves.) It was immense,
elegant, air-conditioned...and it had a 75-foot terrace and its own private swimming pool -- so
private, in fact, that we never bothered with our swimsuits. After all those days of tents and
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bathrooms, it was so luxurious that it took a real effort of will power to leave long enough to
look at
animals. The food was on a par with the accomodations. Our first night there, dinner consisted of
Eggs Florentine as an appetizer, ragout of impala (the best game meal we've ever had) as a main
course, and trifle with custard sauce for dessert. Lunch was a buffet that covered five tables,
with so
many delicacies that you could go on tilt trying to pick and choose from among them. There were
numerous lounges and bars, a fabulous outdoor dining terrace, the best gift shop we'd seen in the
country, and there was even a room with a large-screen TV and a selection of videotapes, each a
documentary on some aspect of Botswana and its wildlife. The Chobe Lodge is much the largest
lodge in Botswana, though it holds less than 100 people and is at best medium-sized by East
African
standards. The reason for this is that Botswana, which is 87% Kalahari Desert and which nobody
seemed to want -- not Britain, not South Africa, not anybody -- suddenly discovered the world's
two
largest diamond mines in the early 1980s. As a result, they have more money than they need, and
have decided to keep their tourist industry small rather than ecologically degrade their parks by
running too many cars and tourists through them. We took a boat out on the Chobe River in the
afternoon and watched as hundreds of elephants and thousands of buffalo came down to drink, then
picked our way among the hippos and crocs and returned to our suite, wondering why we had
bothered with all those other locations when we could have spent the entire Botswana section of
our
safari right here.
September 8: Another day of luxury, punctuated with a pair of game runs. In the morning, we
managed to find a pride of lions on a kill, and to see some cheetahs, which are quite rare in
these
parts. In the afternoon, we saw literally thousands of elephants, as well as 30 or 40 other
species of
mammals (as well as one of the lions from the morning, carrying a buffalo leg in her mouth as
proudly
as a puppy carries a toy). It's a damned good thing we did, too, as I deeply resented any time
spent
away from that suite. Dinner was freshly-caught bream, kudu in cream sauce, and good old hot fudge
sundaes. I'm a teetotaler, but Carol tells me the wine was superb.
September 9: Another morning game run, and the elephant and buffalo were so numerous than I was
beginning to feel jaded. Then we got into a van and were driven some 50 miles to the Victoria
Falls
Hotel in Zimbabwe, where we picked up the luggage we had stored there, checked into a room, and
promptly slept the afternoon away. (All that luxury exhausted our systems, I guess.) We woke up
just
in time for their nightly spectacular, a lavish pageant of native dances, which turned out to be
more
authentic and less tourist-oriented that we had feared.
September 10: We stopped by a native crafts village, not knowing quite what to expect, and were
pleasantly surprised to find that it, too, was more educational than tourist-oriented. >From there
we
went to the Falls, truly one of the wonders of the world. The Zambezi River was the lowest it's
been
in 40 years, which actually was to our benefit, as when the river is high the Falls create such a
spray
that you can't make out the features, let alone photograph them. We took the much-hyped
Sundowner Cruise in the afternoon. Very disappointing, if you're not heavily into booze. The boat
never got near the Falls (or anything else worth seeing), and most of the passengers were three
sheets
to the wind before the cruise even started.
September 11: We took a noontime flight to Hwange National Park, where we were escorted to the
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