Opowieści z krypty - Tales From The Crypt - S05E08 (60) Well Cooked Hams.txt

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{1996}{2050}{y:i}QUELLE HEURE EST-IL?
{2050}{2105}{y:i}QUELLE HEURE EST-IL.
{2105}{2163}{y:i}OUVRE|LE FENETRE.
{2164}{2220}{y:i}BOO-VRE LE FENETRE.
{2286}{2334}{y:i}BON SOIR, KIDDIES.
{2334}{2412}I WAS JUST IN THE MIDDLE|OF MY FRENCH LESSON.
{2413}{2471}YOUR PAL,|THE CRYPT KEEPER
{2472}{2545}{y:i}HAS DECIDED TO SEE LE MANS.
{2546}{2605}IMAGINE ME|IN GAY SCAREE,
{2606}{2665}SITTING IN A NICE|LITTLE CAFE
{2665}{2697}ON THE ROT BANK,
{2698}{2753}SIPPING A GLASS OF CHABLEED,
{2754}{2808}WHILE I WRITE|GHOSTCARDS HOME
{2809}{2870}TO ALL MY FIENDS.
{2919}{3003}OR I COULD STAY HOME AND|TELL YOU TONIGHT'S TALE.
{3003}{3082}IT CONCERNS AN AMBITIOUS|YOUNG MAGICIAN
{3083}{3160}WHO WANTS TO EXPAND|HIS GORE-IZONS, TOO,
{3161}{3210}IN A TASTELESS TRICK|CALLED...
{3211}{3285}{y:i}WELL COOKED HAMS.
{3390}{3479}WELL COOKED HAMS
{3721}{3815}RISE UP, RISE UP,|GLORIOUS FIRE,
{3815}{3867}FLICKERING FRIEND,|RISE UP.
{3867}{3931}RISE UP! RISE UP!
{3990}{4018}YES!
{4019}{4099}RISE, OH, MAGIC FLAME.
{4100}{4167}RISE HIGHER AND HIGHER
{4168}{4234}AND HIGHER AND HIGHER.
{4235}{4259}RISE!
{4260}{4318}RISE, I SAID.
{4392}{4426}BACK!
{4427}{4494}BACK, FLAME, BACK.
{4495}{4539}BACK.
{4540}{4633}BACK, I SAY.
{4733}{4768}LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
{4769}{4827}MY BEAUTIFUL ASSISTANT,|THE LOVELY GRETA.
{4909}{4951}SAP!
{4952}{5049}AND NOW, FROM DEADLY FIRE,
{5050}{5113}COMES VIBRANT,
{5114}{5176}BOUNTIFUL...
{5209}{5263}LIFE.
{5264}{5316}WHAT?!
{5464}{5504}I CAN'T BELIEVE|YOU WALKED OFF
{5505}{5530}IN THE MIDDLE|OF THE ACT!
{5530}{5567}MY HANDS WERE ON FIRE,|YOU IDIOT!
{5568}{5592}WHAT, THAT'S|MY FAULT?
{5593}{5646}"YOU'RE GOING|TO BE HUGE," YOU SAID!
{5646}{5694}"ZORBIN TAUGHT|ME EVERYTHING.
{5695}{5769}WE CARRY ON THE ACT|AND BE EVEN BIGGER|THAN HE WAS!"
{5944}{6027}20% OF THE ACT,|YOU SAID.
{6028}{6062}IMPROVE MY ARRANGEMENT|WITH ZORBIN.
{6063}{6101}20%, YOU SAID!
{6102}{6164}ALL OF THIS FOR 20%|OF NOTHING!
{6165}{6203}MAYBE IF YOU DID|YOUR JOB RIGHT|FOR A CHANGE!
{6204}{6266}I DO MY JOB FINE,|BUT YOU'RE INCOMPETENT!
{6267}{6338}IF ZORBIN WERE|HERE TO SEE WHAT|YOU DID TONIGHT,
{6339}{6418}IN HIS NAME! HE'D SLIT|HIS OWN THROAT!
{6418}{6497}IN THE 3 MONTHS SINCE|ZORBIN DISAPPEARED,
{6498}{6576}YOU HAVE TAKEN|HIS GREAT MAGIC ACT
{6577}{6633}AND TURNED IT|INTO A JOKE.
{6633}{6687}WE USED TO PLAY PARIS.
{6688}{6729}NOW LOOK AT US!
{6730}{6765}THERE'S NOTHING|WRONG WITH THIS ACT
{6766}{6805}THAT A LITTLE|CHANGE OF PERSONNEL|WOULDN'T FIX.
{6905}{6963}YOU'RE FIRING ME?
{6964}{7030}YES. YES, I'M FIRING YOU.
{7095}{7142}WELL, IN THAT CASE,|YOU CAN'T FIRE ME,
{7143}{7182}BECAUSE I QUIT!
{7183}{7226}NO, NO, SEE,|I FIRED YOU FIRST.
{7227}{7263}SO EITHER WAY, YOU'RE GONE!
{7298}{7356}YOU WILL REGRET THIS.
{7824}{7877}WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?
{7877}{7929}ZORBIN GAVE IT TO ME.
{7930}{7967}DON'T LIE TO ME.
{7968}{8030}THAT MEDALLION|WAS IN ZORBIN'S FAMILY|FOR GENERATIONS.
{8031}{8070}HE TREASURED IT.
{8071}{8150}HE DIDN'T LET|ANYBODY SO MUCH|AS TOUCH IT.
{8151}{8181}WHERE DID YOU GET IT?
{8181}{8264}IT APPEARED.|OUT OF THIN AIR.
{8265}{8361}YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS.|WHERE IS HE?
{8362}{8463}LAST ZORBIN WALKED OFF STAGE,|HE NEVER CAME BACK.
{8513}{8566}YOU KILLED HIM.
{8595}{8663}YES. YES, I KILLED HIM.
{8664}{8714}I PUT A BULLET|IN HIS BRAIN.
{8715}{8762}I PUT POISON|IN HIS BRANDY
{8763}{8802}AND HAD AN ELEPHANT|STEP ON HIS HEAD!
{8803}{8895}I'M GOING|TO THE POLICE!
{8896}{8975}WHERE IS THE BODY?|WHERE'S YOUR PROOF?
{8976}{9067}ZORBIN WAS SO GOOD|AT DISAPPEARING,|WASN'T HE?
{9604}{9652}WHERE'S THE MAGIC?
{9698}{9775}WHERE'S THE MAGIC?
{9776}{9853}I'LL... GIVE ANYTHING.
{9853}{9916}ANYTHING.
{10205}{10237}HELLO...
{10415}{10466}FRAULEIN...
{10467}{10517}GRETA KREUTZEL.
{10605}{10673}WATCH CLOSELY,|LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
{10674}{10728}AS FROM DEADLY FIRE
{10729}{10764}COMES...
{10809}{10864}VIBRANT...
{10900}{10970}VIBRANT, VIBRANT...
{11028}{11078}VIBRANT, VIBRANT...
{11079}{11130}BOUNTIFUL...
{11131}{11163}LIFE.
{11210}{11246}GET SOME WATER.
{11538}{11594}YOU TWO BEHAVED|LIKE A COUPLE OF MONKEYS.
{11594}{11649}YOU'RE SUPPOSED|TO GESTURE MORE GRANDLY.
{11650}{11696}WE'LL BE BETTER|TOMORROW NIGHT.
{11696}{11729}IF YOU WILL.
{11730}{11769}OH.
{11770}{11815}GET OUT.
{11816}{11877}I'M RUNNING OUT|OF TOMORROW NIGHTS.
{11878}{11926}AHH!
{11927}{11966}FRAULEINS.
{12075}{12112}HERR FEDERMAN,
{12113}{12185}I HOPE I'M NOT|DISTURBING YOU.
{12185}{12245}MY NAME IS KRAYGEN.
{12246}{12293}FRANZ KRAYGEN.
{12329}{12381}YES? AND?
{12382}{12464}I SAW YOUR SHOW TONIGHT,|MY DARLING BOY.
{12464}{12499}I WANTED YOU TO KNOW
{12500}{12559}I THOUGHT IT WAS|VERY INTERESTING.
{12560}{12607}OH.
{12607}{12643}THANK YOU.
{12643}{12679}THANK YOU|VERY MUCH.
{12714}{12763}WHERE WERE YOU SITTING?|'CAUSE I DIDN'T SEE YOU.
{12764}{12806}I WAS IN THE SHADOWS,|OF COURSE.
{12806}{12857}BUT I ASSURE YOU,|MY DARLING,
{12858}{12912}I DIDN'T MISS|A MOMENT OF IT.
{12912}{12960}WELL, BEING|AN ILLUSIONIST ALSO,
{12961}{13011}I THOUGHT|I MIGHT INVITE YOU
{13012}{13061}TO COME AND SEE|MY SHOW, YEAH?
{13062}{13087}YOU'RE|AN ILLUSIONIST?
{13088}{13116}I AM THE GREATEST|ILLUSIONIST, YEAH.
{13116}{13153}THEN HOW COME|IS IT I'VE NEVER|HEARD OF YOU?
{13154}{13244}PROBABLY BECAUSE|I DON'T PLAY THIS PART|OF THE COUNTRY VERY OFTEN.
{13245}{13315}I LIKE TO MOVE AROUND.
{13316}{13386}WELL,|I'M EXTREMELY BUSY.
{13387}{13431}I KNOW THAT YOU ARE.
{13432}{13497}BUT I WILL LEAVE YOUR NAME|AT THE BOX OFFICE
{13498}{13570}ALL THE SAME. YOU SEE,|MY DARLING BOY,
{13571}{13616}YOU CAN'T GET IN|OTHERWISE.
{13617}{13663}I'M ALL SOLD OUT.
{13706}{13745}COME AND SEE.
{13745}{13829}COME AND SEE,|MY BOY.
{13830}{13875}COME AND SEE...
{13905}{13988}THE MAGIC.
{14045}{14104}NOW APPEARING AT THE ELLINGHAM|THEATRE 1 WEEK ONLY
{14106}{14162}"KRAYGEN" FEATURING THE|BOX OF DEAD
{14188}{14236}BRAVO!
{14261}{14327}THANK YOU,|LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
{14328}{14358}THANK YOU.
{14359}{14446}AND NOW IT IS TIME|FOR THE GRAND FINALE.
{14446}{14531}WE SHALL PROVE|THAT DEATH ITSELF
{14532}{14573}IS BUT AN ILLUSION.
{14574}{14648}LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,|I PRESENT TO YOU...
{14649}{14724}THE INFAMOUS BOX OF DEATH.
{14869}{14955}ENJOY, AS THE BOX|ORIGINATED,
{14956}{15067}IT WAS LONG CONSIDERED|THE MOST DANGEROUS|ILLUSION OF ALL.
{15067}{15146}BUT TONIGHT, MY FRIENDS,|ESPECIALLY FOR YOU,
{15147}{15252}I WILL ENTER|THE BOX OF DEATH.
{15253}{15357}AS YOU CAN SEE,|EACH OF THESE
{15358}{15424}VERY SHARP SWORDS
{15425}{15514}IS POISED TO SLASH|INTO THE BOXES.
{15515}{15569}WHEN THEY ARE|HELD TOGETHER
{15570}{15625}BY A SERIES|OF WIRES AND ROPES,
{15626}{15680}AND EACH ONE OF THEM|IS CONNECTED
{15681}{15767}TO ONE SAFETY ROPE HERE.
{15767}{15816}OBSERVE.
{15817}{15854}1...
{15855}{15895}2...
{15896}{15934}3!
{16157}{16233}NOW, WHEN THE SECRET|OF THE BOX
{16234}{16310}CROSSES THE ASIAN|CONTINENT
{16311}{16356}AND COMES INTO TURKEY,
{16357}{16400}THERE WAS ADDED
{16401}{16483}AN EVEN MORE DANGEROUS|WRINKLE.
{16484}{16560}THE DEADLY SULFURIC ACID.
{16819}{16858}WOW!
{16859}{16923}AH! THOSE TURKS!
{16962}{17026}I WOULD HATE TO THINK|WHAT WOULD HAPPEN
{17027}{17106}IF ALL THESE DEADLY SWORDS
{17107}{17164}WERE TO FALL ON TOP|OF THE BOX
{17165}{17224}WHEN SOMEONE IS INSIDE.
{17225}{17284}BUT THEN, MY FRIENDS,
{17284}{17418}THAT IS WHY IT IS CALLED|THE BOX OF DEATH.
{17806}{17853}REMOVING THE SHOES.
{17880}{17951}TO MAKE IT|MORE INTERESTING,
{17952}{18022}WE WILL HAVE THE HANDCUFFS.
{18077}{18119}{y:i}JA, JA!
{18120}{18154}AND THIS IS CALLED
{18155}{18238}THE SHROUD OF THE BOX|OF DEATH.
{18924}{18966}ONE MINUTE, HERE.|I THINK THERE IS|SOMETHING WRONG HERE.
{18967}{19045}{y:i}YA, YA, THERE|IS SOMETHING|VERY WRONG HERE!
{19046}{19124}PLEASE, CAN YOU HEAR ME?|OPEN THE DOOR! PLEASE!
{19125}{19174}I PRAY YOU, OPEN THE DOOR!
{19174}{19218}THERE IS SOMETHING|VERY WRONG HERE!
{19219}{19253}OPEN THE DOOR!
{19348}{19392}OH, MY GOD!
{19393}{19455}OPEN THE DOOR! AAAAAH!
{19533}{19582}OH, FOR GOD SAKES!
{19915}{19992}REMAIN IN YOUR SEATS,|EVERYONE!
{19993}{20022}I IMPLORE YOU!
{20048}{20082}LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
{20083}{20180}WE HAVE PRESENTED TO YOU|AN ILLUSION OF DEATH!
{20255}{20301}BRAVO!
{20683}{20761}I'M GLAD YOU|ENJOYED THE SHOW,|MY DARLING BOY.
{20762}{20824}I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING|QUITE LIKE IT.
{20824}{20886}I MEAN, IT WAS MORE|THAN JUST A MAGIC ACT.
{20886}{20921}IT WAS AN EVENT.
{20922}{20962}AH, YOU FLATTER ME SO.
{20963}{21024}NO, I MEAN IT.|THE AUDIENCE WAS...
{21025}{21085}YOU HAD THEM IN|THE PALM OF YOUR HAND.
{21086}{21156}THAT IS GOOD|OF YOU TO SAY. HMM.
{21157}{21304}I SUPPOSE WHAT'S|MOST ENTHRALLING ABOUT|THE BOX OF DEATH
{21304}{21365}IS HOW REALISTIC|IT SEEMS.
{21366}{21414}I MEAN, FOR AN INSTANT
{21415}{21446}THE AUDIENCE ACTUALLY|BELIEVES THAT-
{21447}{21481}HA!|NO, THEY DO.
{21482}{21554}AND I JUST CAN'T|HELP BUT WONDER|HOW YOU DID IT.
{21555}{21648}IT'S REALLY QUITE|SIMPLE, MY DARLING.
{21649}{21733}THERE IS A DOUBLE DOOR,|OF COURSE, RIGHT?
{21734}{21817}AND THIS FALSE PANEL|PUSHES BACK 10 INCHES.
{21817}{21880}WHEN MY ASSISTANT|CLOSES THE DOOR,
{21881}{21986}I PUSH MYSELF BACK,|AND I AM OUT|OF HARM'S WAY.
{21987}{22036}SO WHEN THE BLADES|COME IN, YOU'RE...
{22036}{22077}I'M QUITE SAFE,|MY DARLING.
{22078}{22106}{y:i}JA, JA.
{22107}{22163}I JUST STEP|BETWEEN THEM.
{22163}{22260}THIS FALSE PANEL|IS ON SPRINGS,
{22261}{22287}{y:i}JA?|NO!
{22288}{22338}{y:i}AND IT RETURNS|TO ITS FORMER|POSITION, JA.
{22339}{22378}AND THE MAKE-UP? HA!
{22379}{22415}YEAH, WHAT ABOUT THE-
{22416}{22530}THAT IS ALL|INSIDE THE POCKETS|OF THE BURLAP SACK.
{22531}{22558}AMAZING!
{22559}{22607}IT'S AMAZING, RIGHT?
{22608}{22668}I MEAN, RIGHT DOWN|TO THE HOLES|IN THE COSTUME!
{22669}{22707}{y:i}NEIN, MY BOY.
{22708}{22804}THAT IS REAL,|FROM THE SPLATTERI...
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