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THE RAGGLE TAGGLE GYPSY-O
Michael Swanwick
Here's a story featuring characters who are literally larger than
life, in which we're given a vivid and passionate look at the
worlds behind the ordinary world we know.
Michael Swanwick made his debut in 1980, and in the twenty-one years that have
followed has established himself as one of SF's most prolific and consistently
excellent writers at short lengths, as well as one of the premier novelists of his
generation.
He has several times been a finalist for the Nebula Award, as well as for the World
Fantasy Award and the John W. Campbell Award, and has won the Theodore
Sturgeon Award and the Asimov's Readers Award poll. In 1991, his novel Stations
of the Tide won him a Nebula Award as well, and in 1995 he won the World Fantasy
Award for his story "Radio Waves". In the last two years, he's won back-to-back
Hugo Awards—he won the Hugo in 1999 for his story "The Very Pulse of the
Machine", and followed it up last year with another Hugo Award for his story
"Scherzo with Tyrannosaur". His other books include his first novel, In the Drift,
which was published in 1985, a novella-length book, Griffin's Egg, 1987's popular
novel Vacuum Flowers, and a critically acclaimed fantasy novel The Iron Dragon's
Daughter, which was a finalist for the World Fantasy Award and the Arthur C.
Clarke Award (a rare distinction!). His most recent novel was Jack Faust, a sly
reworking of the Faust legend that explores the unexpected impact of technology on
society. He's just finished a new novel, featuring time travellers and hungry
dinosaurs. His short fiction has been assembled in Gravity's Angels, A Geography
of Unknown Lands, and in a collection of his collaborative short work with other
writers, Slow Dancing Through Time. He's also published a collection of critical
articles, The Postmodern Archipelago. His most recent books are three new
collections, Moon Dogs, Puck Aleshire's Abecedary and Tales of Old Earth.
Swanwick lives in Philadelphia with his wife, Marianne Porter, and their son Sean.
* * * *
AMONG TWENTY SNOWY mountains, the only moving thing was the eye of
Crow. The sky was blue, and the air was cold. His beard was rimed with frost. The
tangled road behind was black and dry and empty.
At last, satisfied that there was nobody coming after them, he put down his
binoculars. The way down to the road was steep. He fell three times as he half
pushed and half swam his way through the drifts. His truck waited for him, idling. He
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stamped his feet on the tarmac to clear the boot treads and climbed up on the cab.
Annie looked up as he opened the door. Her smile was warm and welcoming, but
with just that little glint of man-fear first, brief as the green flash at sunset, gone so
quickly you wouldn't see it if you didn't know to look. That wasn't me, babe, he
wanted to tell her. Nobody's ever going to hit you again. But he said nothing. You
could tell the goddamnedest lies, and who was there to stop you? Let her judge him
by his deeds. Crow didn't much believe in words.
He sat down heavily, slamming the door. "Cold as hell out there," he commented.
Then, "How are they doing?"
Annie shrugged. "They're hungry again."
"They're always hungry." But Crow pulled the wicker picnic hamper out from under
the seat anyway. He took out a dead puppy and pulled back the slide window at the
rear of the cab. Then, with a snap of his wrist, he tossed the morsel into the van.
The monsters in the back began fighting over the puppy, slamming each other
against the walls, roaring in mindless rage.
"Competitive buggers." He yanked the brake and put the truck into gear.
They had the heat cranked up high for the sake of their cargo, and after a few
minutes he began to sweat. He pulled off his gloves, biting the fingertips and jerking
back his head, and laid them on the dash, alongside his wool cap. Then he
unbuttoned his coat.
"Gimme a hand here, will ya?" Annie held the sleeve so he could draw out his arm.
He leaned forward and she pulled the coat free and tossed it aside. "Thanks," he
said.
Annie said nothing. Her hands went to his lap and unzipped his pants. Crow felt his
pecker harden. She undid his belt and yanked down his BVDs. Her mouth closed
upon him. The truck rattled underneath them.
"Hey, babe, that ain't really safe."
"Safe." Her hand squeezed him so hard he almost asked her to stop.
But thought better of it. "I didn't hook up with a thug like you so I could be safe."
She ran her tongue down his shaft and begun sucking on his nuts. Crow drew in his
breath. What the hell, he figured, might as well go along for the ride. Only he'd still
better keep an eye on the road. They were going down a series of switchbacks. Easy
way to die.
He downshifted, and downshifted again.
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It didn't take long before he spurted.
He came and groaned and stretched and felt inordinately happy. Annie's head came
up from his lap. She was smiling impishly. He grinned back at her.
Then she mashed her face into his and was kissing him deeply, passionately, his jism
salty on her tongue and her tongue sticky in his mouth, and he couldn't see!
Terrified, he slammed his foot on the brake. He was blind and out of control on one
of the twistiest and most dangerous roads in the universe. The tyres screamed.
He pushed Annie away from him so hard the back of her head bounced off the
rider-side window. The truck's front wheels went off the road. Empty sky swung up
to fill the windshield. In a frenzy, he swung the wheel so sharply he thought for a
second they were going to overturn. There was a hideous crunch that sounded like
part of the frame hitting rock, and then they were jolting safely down the road again.
"God damn," Crow said flatly. "Don't you ever do that again." He was shaking.
"You're fucking crazy!" he added, more emphatically.
"Your fly is unzipped," Annie said, amused.
He hastily tucked himself in. "Crazy."
"You want crazy? You so much as look at another woman and I'll show you crazy."
She opened the glove compartment and dug out her packet of Kents. "I'm just the
girl for you, boyo, and don't you forget it." She lit up and then opened the window a
crack for ventilation. Mentholated smoke filled the cabin.
In a companionable wordlessness they drove on through the snow and the blinding
sunlight, the cab warm, the motor humming, and the monsters screaming at their
back.
* * * *
For maybe fifty miles he drove, while Annie drowsed in the seat beside him. Then
the steering got stiff and the wheel began to moan under his hands whenever he
turned it. It was a long, low, mournful sound like whale-song.
Without opening her eyes, Annie said, "What kind of weird-shit station are you
listening to? Can't you get us something better?"
"Ain't no radio out here, babe. Remember where we are."
She opened her eyes. "So what is it, then?"
"Steering fluid's low. I think maybe we sprung a leak back down the road, when we
almost went off."
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"What are we going to do about it?"
"I'm not sure there's much we can do."
At which exact moment they turned a bend in the road and saw a gas station ahead.
Two sets of pumps, diesel, air, a Mini-Mart and a garage. Various machines of
dubious functionality rusting out back.
Crow slammed on the brakes. "That shouldn't be there." He knew that for a fact.
Last time he'd been through, the road had been empty all the way through to Troy.
Annie finally opened her eyes. They were the greenest things Crow had ever seen.
They reminded him of sunlight through jungle leaves, of moss-covered cathedrals, of
a stone city he'd once been to, sunk in the shallow waters of the Caribbean. That had
been a dangerous place, but no more dangerous than this slim and lovely lady beside
him. After a minute, she simply said, "Ask if they do repairs."
* * * *
Crow pulled up in front of the garage and honked the horn a few times. A
hound-lean mechanic came out, wiping his hands on a rag. "Yah?"
"Lissen, Ace, we got us a situation here with our steering column. Think you can fix
us up?"
The mechanic stared at him, unblinking, and said, "We're all out of fluid. I'll take a
look at your underside, though."
While the man was on a creeper under the truck, Crow went to the crapper. Then he
ambled around the back of the garage. There was a window there. He snapped the
latch, climbed in and poked around.
When he strolled up front again, the mechanic was out from under the truck and
Annie was leaning against one of the pumps, flirting with him. He liked it, Crow
could tell. Hell, even faggots liked it when Annie flirted at them.
Annie went off to the ladies' when he walked up, and by the time she came back the
mechanic was inside again. She raised her eyebrows and Crow said, "Bastard says
he can't fix the leak and ain't got no fluid. Only I boosted two cases out a window
and stashed 'em in a junker out back. Go in and distract him, while I get them into
the truck."
Annie thrust her hands deep into the pockets of her leather jacket and twisted slightly
from foot to foot. "I've got a better thought," she said quietly. "Kill him."
"Say what?"
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'"He's one of Eric's people."
"You sure of that?"
"Ninety per cent sure. He's here. What else could he be?"
"Yeah, well, there's still that other ten per cent."
Her face was a mask. "Why take chances?"
"Jesus." Crow shook his head. "Babe, sometimes you give me the creeps. I don't
mind admitting that you do."
"Do you love me? Then kill him."
"Hey. Forget that bullshit. We been together long enough, you must know what I'm
like, OK? I ain't killing nobody today. Now go into the convenience there and buy us
ten minutes, eh? Distract the man."
He turned her around and gave her a shove towards the Mini-Mart. Her shoulders
were stiff with anger, her bottom big and round in those tight leather pants. God, but
he loved the way she looked in those things! His hand ached to give her a swat on
the rump, just to see her scamper. Couldn't do that with Annie, though. Not now,
not never. Just one more thing that bastard Eric had spoiled for others.
He had the truck loaded and the steering column topped up by the time Annie strode
out of the Mini-Mart with a boom box and a stack of CDs. The mechanic trotted
after her, totting up prices on a little pad. When he presented her with the total, she
simply said, "Send the bill to my husband," and climbed into the cab.
With a curt, wordless nod, the man turned back towards the store.
"Got any more doubts?" Annie asked coldly.
Crow cursed. He'd killed men in his time, but it wasn't anything he was proud of.
And never what you'd call murder. He slammed down the back of the seat, to access
the storage compartment. All his few posses-sions were in here, and little enough
they were for such a hard life as he'd led. Some spare clothes. A basket of trinkets
he'd picked up along the way. His guns.
* * * *
Forty miles down the road, Annie was still fuming. Abruptly, she turned and
slammed Crow in the side with her fist. Hard. She had a good punch for a woman.
Keeping one hand on the wheel, he half-turned and tried to seize her hands in one
enormous fist. She continued hitting him in the chest and face until he managed to
nab them both.
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